![[No spoilers] I asked my wife to try and guess the names of each book in the series based on their acronyms. This is what her guess was for A Feast for Crows (AFfC). So good I figured it deserved its own cover art.](https://i.redd.it/2f62jnhvo5s21.jpg)
Posted Apr 14, 2019, 4:19 AM UTC
Cersei learns a lesson
Cersei's surprise
Happy Birthday Cersei
Changes for Cersei
Cersei: A Westerosi Girl
Rowling on twitter: Harry is really Cersei
It ends with the friend getting pushed down a well
This is great!
Thanks!
Full disclosure, I nabbed the illustration from Tasha Tudor’s 1963, A Little Princess. Such a weirdly sinister image. Kind of perfect.
I was just gonna ask if that was A Little Princess- loved that book growing up.
I recognized it right away!! One of my favorite childhood books.
its a book about Taena Merryweather
something something Myrish swamp
Twist: >! it’s actually about Euron Greyjoy.!<
latest development. he has earned it
She did have some interesting friendships in the books.
Didn't Cersei push her last friend down a well? (Also, the little girl on the cover looks dead)
As most of Cersei's friends are.
Yup, that's why it's very fitting lol!
Fucking hilarious the cover even more so!!!
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The picture is from The Little Princess.
You beat me to it!
The dead girl is Margery, right?
Genius! The cover looks like Cersei poisoned her friend. Which is fitting 🤣
To be fair she got half the words right which is amazing.
This is amazing.
Surprise. It's just Jaime and Cersi doing things for 500 pages.
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That’s hilarious!
Cersei could certainly use some friend about now.
for winds of winter..
twow is that a bee
Yeag
Lol me before I started reading the books
What did she guess for the others?
She got them mostly right after some hints and coercing, but I stopped the quiz after this one. Was laughing too hard to go on.
What a shame... would’ve been some good internet material
Certainly we can come up with some:
AGOT
ACOK
ASOS
AFFC - A Friend for Cersei (can't change that one)
ADWD
A Chicken Obsessed Knight
I thought The Hound wasn't a knight though.
I’m reading the second book rn and can confirm because he keeps raving about how he fuckin HATES knights and that’s why he prefers to be called dog
Yeah right, next you’ll be telling me Brienne isn’t a lady 😜
A Chicken Obsessed Killer
FUCK YOUR SERS!
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A Gelding Of Theon
Again, Childfree: Onion Knight
A Simmering Of Shireen
Always Fucking Family: Cersei
A Dwarf With Daenerys
You didn't have to go there :(
I figured A Simmering Of Shireen would get that response😆
Would have a better plot than Dances with Dragons
Bravo
I'm pretty sure A Date with Daenerys comes after A Friend for Cersei.
TWOW - The Winter of Wincest
A Day with Davos
I would read this.
What's the difference between AFFC & ACOK tho? :-)
^(teehee)
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A Game of Thrones
A Crown of Kings
A Song of Sand
A Date With Destiny
Always Gamble on Targaryans
A Gnome or Tyrion?
A Cunt of (a) King
A shitload of Snow
A Friend for Cersei
A Dragon will die
A Good Ol' Taint
ASOS - A Sliced-Off Sausage
A Summer of Swords
A Sound of Silence
That's Jorah's favorite song
Hello dankness my old friend
Arya’s Dalliance with Dickon
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A Good Old Tale A Cunning Old K A Song Of Sons About Daenerys With Dolls
A Gathering of Tribes
A Cock of Kings
A Song of Simplicity
A Frightening Figure Coming
A Dramatic Winter Develops
A Davos-Worthy Dad
Laughed so hard. Your wife is hilarious!