Any time I use Omegle, I'll be disappointed now

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: I think I love you

Stranger: I love you too random stranger

You: Oh, Stranger, we're fools! We're too young for this! We have our whole lives ahead of us!

You: What will our friends say? What will our families say? What will MY FATHER say?

Stranger: Your father need not know. Well run away!

You: Oh, my dear Stranger! Never have words made me feel so scared yet so safe!

You: Let's go!

You: Tonight

Stranger: Alright! I fetch the horses straight away. Look for me on the hill at the stroke of 3!

You: Oh my love, we'll travel the world!

You: See Paris! Oh, Paris!

Stranger: And Rome! You've always wanted to go there.

You: Yes, my love! You know me so well!

You: We'll fly on the winds of passion!

Stranger: We many not have money, but we'll have eachother. And thats a lot, for love.

You: Oh, your words caress my ears like a gentle, rich caramel

Stranger: Oh darling! I cannot wait. Pray that we can achive this task.

You: Yes, my love, YES! A mere fortnight ago I would have never dreamed of such things! But here we are, you and I, embarking on this great adventure!

Stranger: I love you with all my heart and more.... ummm... like my stomach and things... you were alway better with words.

You: Oh my Stranger, what wit and charm you possess! With each word - nay, each syllable - you draw me deeper into you, deeper in love with you.

You: You are my sculptor! Take me and gently carve me into your life

Stranger: Why should I need to carve you? You already a part of every facet of my life.

You: Oh my dear, yes! I am yours! Wholly and fully yours!

Stranger: I need you now, but yet you are so far away. Please just look at the moon so I may know that we are looking at the same heavenly body.

You: Oh, my love, your charm is endless! Yes, this moon at which we both gaze places me closer to you, to your arms, to your love

You: Oh, my dear, I must know, what would you do weren't this damned distance holding back the floodgates of our love?

Stranger: I would take you in my arms and hold on to you as if both our lives depended on it. And then I'd look you in the eyes and see the beauty of all the world, and take comfort in that you are mine forever.

You: Oh, those beautiful endless eyes of yours, locking with mine! Your powerful and gentle arms holding me so close, so lovingly...

You: I must know, would you place your lips to mine, locking our love into the eternity of time?

Stranger: I would. And then we'd ride forth through the night till we reach the harbor

You: Oh yes, the harbor! With the soft sounds of the sea swelling up to meet our ears, the gentle breeze at our faces

Stranger: And the boat to takes us far away from those who look down upon our endless love. Them with their frozen hearts and hard skulls.

You: They know nothing of our love, my dear! Nothing! Their foolishness will fade away from us as we sail out to the sea, the waves gently rocking our boat

Stranger: Love, I must know. Will we be together till the sun burns to ash, till the gods themselves envy our passion for life, and our passion for love?

You: Even longer! Until Father Time himself can no longer stand to go on

Stranger: If your father's men follow in pursuit, I will either slay them, or we shall run to the ends of the Earth to be together.

You: Yes! Oh dear, yes! Take me!

Stranger: You shall not have to wait much longer.

Stranger: Wait by the garden window.

You: I shall await your call. Mimic that of a songbird so I know it is you

Stranger: I shall. Is your foot still sore from the mule?

You: Not since you gently massaged it with your caring and tender hands. And dare I say at the risk of being uncouth, that was not where your caring and tender hands stopped that night

You: Oh, even just thinking about it sends me into the throes of passion!

Stranger: That night was the very defintion of passion!

You: Oh, please, you must show me that passion again now, dear! I can no longer think of anything I want more!

Stranger: Wait till I see thee in the garden. There I will show you the full extent of my passion for you.

You: And what an extent your passion has!

Stranger: You flater me. I dare say it is not hard to have passion that strong when eyes fall upon you.

You: Oh, your words cause my heart to beat so! I fear it shall jump from my bosom, dear

Stranger: That would one of the worst tragities to befall man! To ruin a beauty like your own.

Stranger: I cannot wait to run my fingers through your perfect hair.

You: The mere thought of your delicate fingers caressing my hair brings a quiver to my body

Stranger: And from your head to your neck and shoulders...

You: Oh, yes, continue!

You: I must hear it!

Stranger: Not yet. I fear that to speak more would do a great unjustice to you.

Stranger: but if you must pry...

You: I long for your touch to caress my supple body

You: Please, more! I must have it!

Stranger: I would draw my finger tips down past your collar and upon your breasts. I would use my finger tips and slowly circle them. One hand would stay while the other journeyed down to your belly.

Stranger: And even further down...

You: To where, my dear, to where?!

Stranger: To your hips

Stranger: and then

You: Yes! Oh yes!

Stranger: down

Stranger: down to your whispering-eye

You: Yes! Oh, and then my balls! Yes, play with my balls!

Stranger: Yes dear! Yes! I will cradle your balls

You: So gently, yet so firmly

Stranger: Your balls will know no greater pleasure than my hands!

You: No, they cannot! It is impossible!

Stranger: But we must wait till the garden. I'm headed for the stable to fetch Floppy my stalion! Wait for me by the window I shall make the call as promised.

You: I shall wait for your call, dear

You: Oh, how I long to see Floppy again. Such a noble beast

Stranger: We are talking about my phallus right?

You: Oh, definitely

Stranger: I'm getting on the horse now..... Oh wait! Your father's men! They found me!

You: Oh shi-

Stranger: I must flee!

Stranger: Fuck these bastards

Stranger: My darling, I will do as I promised but I must away!

You: Oh, my love, to see you part breaks my very soul!

You: But no, you cannot stay here. They will surely find and kill you

Stranger: Anyway... my sweet, if I shall not surface, search the sacred book of faces!

You: I shall call the best wizard in all the land and scrye out your person in the Book of Faces!

Stranger: The ruins look like this http://www.facebook.com/(his profile)

Stranger: Search them well

Stranger: until we meet again my love! I shall forever be with thee, if not in life in story.

You: I shall never love another!

You: Fare the well, my love of loves!

Stranger: I shall think of thee when the nights are long and lonesome. I am forever yours!

You: And I yours!

Stranger: Goodbye, and wait for the signal

You: I shall, dear, I shall

You: Until the end of time

Stranger: The end of time and futher

Stranger: And I away, so........ long...... my....... the wind takes the last part away

You: tear

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