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I had a girl that used to get really sad when I fapped.

edit: I therefore didn't fap.

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bookdragoness•

When I first started dating my now-husband, he was a little like this with my "vibrating massage pillow". But then he noticed that when I was done with it, I threw it across the room/in a drawer/etc, whereas when I'm done with him (that sounds so bad, but I don't know how to fix it), we cuddle and kiss. :)

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AnnaRKeyOP•

I posted this in r/funny, but I thought I should share it here too.

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DepthChargeEthel•

Hahaha! Funny you should post this now... Ahehem.

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Sommiel•

If that was in the relationship subreddit, I would tell her to dump him.

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Sounds like my boyfriend. That's why I now have my vibrator in a drawer full of clothes.

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