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Mrschan

Rule 34: I have some violations to report!

I have been sitting around thinking of things to look up on the internet to see if there's a porn for them. So far most of my childhood is now spattered with oversized vein-covered cum squirting cocks. My favorite so far is I disapprove of this blow job and Hamburglar porn

Anyway I can't find anything for the Sun Maid raisin girl or Legacy of Kain character Raziel (who doesn't have genitals). So now I'm searching for the correct authorities to report this to. I hope it will be rectified soon!

I'm going to continue my filthy research :)

Edit: Those that you found have made my day. To make the world a generally better place I'll post some more of my favorites.

Talespin

Swat Kats

Duck Tales

and (I was proud of this one) Quaker Oats Man

Posted Mar 31, 2010, 5:54 AM UTC · edited

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MastaB•

Sun Maid Raisin Girl: 1 2

I'll see what I can dig up on Raziel.

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shadyturnip•

i love the internet so much

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[deleted]•

How can you people find these things?

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iamminifig•

Witchcraft....

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[deleted]•

Oh my god you are such a fucking winner. I wish upon you 1,000 blowjobs by super hot bitches with fuckin huge tits and shit.

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Kardlonoc•

Someone else posted the sun maid.

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/raziel/1

I think this is really true source for all things 34.

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Armoth•

::The sound of viscous MS painting heard in the distance::

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mattlikespeoples•

Hamburgler porn? insanely NSFW

ps-you're welcome

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iamminifig•

Rule 35:

An addendum of the internet rules stating that if there is no porn of it, it will be made.

Jessie searched the internet for hours looking for a pornographic video of a priest inserting a carrot up a man's urethra before he finally invoked rule 35.

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nakedladies/tv/•

Execute Order 34.

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[deleted]•

Why isn't there porn from ReBoot. I mean they were inside the internet. :(

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MrschanOP•

Ask and you shall receive

Reboot?

lol eew

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MeanMotherHubbard•

Can someone post the smurf porn I saw years back? Thanks.

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VulturE•

I've seen Sun Maid raisin girl porn in the past on Hentaipalm.

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Shakuro•

...damn my curiosity.

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takatori•

What about Pocahontas? Have you seen the rack on that Indian babe?

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MrschanOP•

That's easy Pocahontas

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takatori•

Meh. All those fat corncobs lying around going to waste. And they're carefully posed to hide what we really want to see.

Oh well, Rule 34 never said anything about the porn being hot.

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YellowPudding•

I saw rule 34 of the Robert Munsch's book Love You Forever once, but I didn't save it. I assure you it was the most childhood raping picture I have ever seen and I wish more than anything that I would have saved it. Can anyone find it? D:

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ObiBen•

I tested rule 34 some time ago by requesting the most non-sexual unappealing person I could think of: Orville Redenbacher. Oh, how I regret this decision.

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ANTI-PUGSLY•

Sorry! I've cummed into you ass...

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thejameswoods•

I'm eating sun maid raisins right now. I feel special, and sexually attracted to raisins now.

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d-a-v-e-•

he doesn't claim it isn't there, he does say he can find it. And it's annoying that you call him faggot.

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jklmnb•

quit being a nigger, faggot.

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authorblues/✈▯▯/•

i believe this is the thing for which you were looking...

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