Mrschan

I am an officiant in Iowa. I was thinking of adding a "referral from reddit" feature to my business. The goal would be to provide a discount for anyone traveling to Iowa to get married. I would probably make it half off all ceremonies for my fellow redditors.

I don't perform these ceremonies for the money. In fact, I'm easily the cheapest officiant around. I do it because finding an officiant to perform a gay wedding isn't always easy and I want to make it possible for anyone and everyone to get married that wants to (I have to charge something since I have to miss work sometimes to perform the ceremonies, and for website costs etc). Since November is coming up and no one knows what's going

So I was listening to the audio book of Bill Bryson's "A Short History of Nearly Everything" and learned this interesting trivia.

Sir William Herschel, who discovered the planet Uranus, originally wanted to name the star George after King George III who was his patron. It was decided that no one liked that idea and they changed it.

Bode, however, opted for Uranus, the Latinized version of the Greek god of the sky, Ouranos. Bode argued that just as Saturn was the father of Jupiter, the new planet should be named after the father of Saturn.

I wish it was called George. :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranus#Nami

I've noticed while watching porn both with a partner and on my own I don't really have all that much interest in it. I don't find it disgusting or derogatory or anything that negative. It's kind of like going to a romantic comedy with an all teenage cast; I don't like it because it's not aimed at me.

I've looked around trying to figure out what kind of porn (or porn alternative) would have me in the target demographic. I find that pornographic stories do a lot more for me than videos and pictures. For the most part I don't need anything at all and I can get myself off just fine with no masturbatory aids at all, and this is my typical preference.

So after much contemplation on this topic I

Ok so here's the details as I have them...

My 14 year old sister called my mom (who does not have custody) and confesses that her 15 year old online boyfriend is actually 19. He lives in Georgia (we're in Iowa) and they're desperately in love. She talks to him online, on the phone and has met him in real life once (he came here to see her). My mom starts freaking out, as most parents would. She tells my sister that this is not OK and that she is too young, the typical things a parent would say. My sister has another equal sized hissy fit and declares my mom "Just doesn't understand their love".

So my mom says if you don't stop pursuing this relationship I'm going to tell your dad (who

One of the most interesting conversations I've been in at a party was "Who has the weirdest dreams?" It became a contest eventually.

Mine: Once I dreamt I was a penguin. Me and the other penguins were going on a field trip on one of the big yellow school buses to see the mall. It was Christmas Day so the mall was closed, but we wanted to go inside to see Santa. All the penguins go in where we were chased by mall ninjas through the Christmas Village displays.

My weirdest dream that actually scared me for some reason: I once had a dream that Jaime Lee Curtis flashed her chest at me and it was flat like a teenage boys. She then chased me (shirt still up in the flash pose) through a parking g

So I was just sitting around reading wikipedia articles about history and I found this:

Cleopatra VII Philopator (in Greek, Κλεοπάτρα Φιλοπάτωρ; (Late 69 BC[1] – August 12, 30 BC) was the last person to rule Egypt as an Egyptian pharaoh – after her death Egypt became a Roman province.

She was a member of the Ptolemaic dynasty of Ancient Egypt, and therefore was a descendant of one of Alexander the Great's generals who had seized control over Egypt after Alexander's death

Here's a painting of what she looked like (NSFW if you work at the Vatican).

I always assumed she was Egyptian. G

So the deal is I just started working overnight at Target. There's a lot of heavy lifting involved, as well and bending and crouching. I was wearing my standard under-wire and padding bras but they gave me terrible bruises where the wires were getting pressed into my skin by the boxes (I assume). So I went out and got myself a sports bra (figured no wires, no problems). The damn this irritated my skin so badly that I can't wear it. I got a terrible rash from it.

So now I'm a little intimidated by bra shopping. I'm not a frilly lacy undies type of girl. I need something that's very comfy for a manual labor job. I would like something wireless, padded and supportive. I don't exactly trust m

I have been sitting around thinking of things to look up on the internet to see if there's a porn for them. So far most of my childhood is now spattered with oversized vein-covered cum squirting cocks. My favorite so far is I disapprove of this blow job and Hamburglar porn

Anyway I can't find anything for the Sun Maid raisin girl or Legacy of Kain character Raziel (who doesn't have genitals). So now I'm searching for the correct authorities to report this to. I hop

I'm starting a new game in my home where my roommate plays video games online and I ask a string of Star Trek trivia questions to...annoy/challenge him further. I need some good trivia questions and I've gone through a lot of different websites with mixed results. Does anyone have a collection of questions or a link to one I would be grateful.

If you don't know where to find these things then I would also love some individual questions that anyone can come up with. But please, PLEASE make sure that the answers are CORRECT. I don't want to be the moderator for a giant Star Trek semantics debate...again

I'd be most interested in TNG since it's my personal favorite. No TOS questions please.

Ok, There was a device I had growing up that allowed you to stab an orange and the drink the contents like a juice box. The plastic things were orange as well, and had a sort of nozzle on one side and a serrated stabbing part on the other side. It's really hard to describe so I drew a picture. I can't remember if these things had a name, and searching for orange nozzle and fruit tools has been unsuccessful. Help me reddit! You're my only hope!

edit: I just ordered a bunch of Squeeters and they will be here in a week :)