I got an iPad, but it's not working. First of all, it's waaaay too big to fit in my underwear. I sort of duct-taped it in place, but it doesn't seem to absorb anything -- it all just ends up running down my leg. What am I doing wrong?
Posted Apr 6, 2010, 2:52 AM UTC
Try making a phone call on it
Use your blender to fix it, apparently.
Don't forget to breathe this!
Mail it to me. I'll fix it.
I don't think you're going to want it... it's pretty, um, used at this point.
That only turns me on more.
You have to take the protective casing off first.
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So you're saying that after I blend it, I should just stuff it up there to try and absorb some of the iron?
Bingo
Download a Hollywood blockbuster so the MPAA will drain you of all your blood.
Scribble "Max" in front of the name.
Honey-baby-chile, congratulations on receiving your moon ;) a wonderful world of womanhood awaits you and youre fruiture is brite. Sister-chile, you need to get away from this worlds ways of controlling you and let your beautiful flower bloom just the way that MOTHER+NATURE intentet. Honey-moon-baby-sister-chile, we are a strong breed of woman, and needent be hampstered by such devices that only serve to hold up us back like chains.
Your in my prayers, honey-sista-sista-baby-moon-childe-sista-moon-honey.
You should ask apple for help, they love it when users want to do stuff other than what they intended.
sit on it
I had this problem too. The only way to fix it is to buy another.
You have to jizz on it
Yes it is.
can someone please Photoshop an iTampon?
And I thought digg users were stupid...
You need to install flash on it