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I completely realize that it's very superficial to be concerned with the appearance of a chest-strap on a bare chest, but... superficial concerns are a big part of the reason for working out in the first place, amiright?

It's hot and humid enough now that I've been going shirtless on my runs this week. I use chest-strap heart-rate monitors while I work out, and for some reason have been very self-conscious about the strap while I'm running shirtless. I'm just wondering if it looks goofy.

So, guys, what do you do? Gals, if you saw a fit and otherwise ok-looking guy running shirtless but with a chest-strap on, would you think he looked nerdy and maybe chuckle and shake your head? Or would yo

Oftentimes I try to write funny things on reddit, and it just never works out. I sometimes read things that I wrote the day before and they're not even funny to me, much less other people. I'm very self conscious about it now. I may have to stop making jokes entirely. Sometimes I think that I should just start leaving serious and completely honest comments, and those might be funnier than comments that I leave in jest.

How can I improve my sense of humor so that I'm as funny as everyone else on reddit? Or at least, as funny as the average redditor?

I got an iPad, but it's not working. First of all, it's waaaay too big to fit in my underwear. I sort of duct-taped it in place, but it doesn't seem to absorb anything -- it all just ends up running down my leg. What am I doing wrong?

I could use some ideas for things to do with pesto... basil season is quickly approaching, and yet I've got a bunch of pesto still in the freezer that I haven't done a great job of eating yet. And I want to. It's delicious.

I already use it as a spread, mix it with mayo as a spread, eat it with salmon and chicken, toss it with pasta and sautéed veggies, make chilled pasta salads, and eat with just plain bread.

Anything else? I'm sure that there must be some cool things that I haven't thought of.