My heart is broken for the poor kid. I want to help him out in the worst way, but I have no idea what to do. You guys are full of good thoughts, any advice?
I know the slut and his "friend" are fucking scum, but please don't suggest violence or other things that could get him (or me for that matter) in trouble.
Posted Apr 8, 2010, 12:43 PM UTC
You are being a great brother by actually caring for your little bro. :) Just do what flippityfloppityfloo said. Ask one of your hot friends to go with him.
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get him a hot escort, prontisimo !
Nothing.
There's really nothing you can do, but try to help him get over it. If they're scum they're scum. Nothing will change that fact.
It's his (ex-)date his senior prom. It's something he needs to deal with himself. Better sooner rather than later. There's a big world ahead of him.
Host a cool after prom party for him and whoever he wants. Obviously the offending couple should not attend (unless he wants to be the bigger man). Have a great time so he forgets her, feels cool, and becomes a legend.
Yes, and at this cool after prom party he should have a pool that he dug himself. At said party, the girl will fall for OP's brother and the scum friend will end up with the recently defrosted girl of his dreams.
As long as the OPs father does not tax the brothers gig so hard core, cruster.
the cheese is old and moldy.
Let your brother know he forgot to find his eggs on Easter.
Fuck her sister on a live cam feed.
Stop being a faggot.
Get one of your hot friends to go with him. This way, he has an older and hotter girl as a date. Jealousy ensues.
Or two older, hotter chicks. Your brother would be a legend.
I recant my original post in favor of this one as long as it's possible.
Though, I think there might be a more powerful message with one girl. This way, his ex may be wondering the whole night if he has already bounced back into a better relationship. With two girls, it might not provide as much of that subtlety.
Plan B:
He shows up with one older, hotter chick. Later, another older, hotter chick arrives and a small "cat fight" ensues over the younger brother. Eventually the older, hotter chicks kiss and make up and all three leave together.
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Have you ever seen a gay guy? Those dudes have the hottest lady friends around.
That's it. Girls, I like the cock.
Indeed. But they have lots of hot friends because they're fun and confident. This guy sounds pathetic. His little brother got broken up with - boo fucking hoo. Tell him to go ask some other chick out, and if she says no, ask a slightly uglier one out and repeat the process until he has a date for the prom...
They are also pretty sensitive, of which, the OP also sounds.
bubbal, I like you because you get to posts before me and tend to write exactly what I was going to write, thus saving me time and effort.
I should just delete my account and assume you are doing my redditing for me.
I got ninety-nine problems, but a bitch ain't one.
This!