Bravo sir, bravo. Your continued retorts match those of the great Winston Churchill. I simply cannot wait to see what you come up with next. 

Holly shit, Captain fail? You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. Your unique insult of "Captain fail" has truly struck fear within my heart and I weep because of it. 

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/brgay/if_youre_a_redditor_and_you_do_this_i_hate_you/ != http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/brgfn/if_youre_a_redditor_and_you_do_this_i_hate_you/

Captain Recursion my ass. More like Captain fail.

If you're a redditor and you do this, I hate you.