What’s the stupidest thing you’ve done drunk in front of your parents?
Posted Jun 19, 2019, 11:35 AM UTC
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Had to ask my mother to stop the car on the way home so I could get out and puke. Still proud that I managed not to puke in her car.
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Juggling bowling balls... one flew out of my hand and landed on a girls foot in the next lane. Broke her foot, ambulance was called. This was after a day long bar crawl. Needless to say i was not in the state of mind to be juggling 10 pound balls in a large group of people.
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What did you drink.. I want me some of that
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Beers and whiskey, i was white girl wasted
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In 1997, my dad came up to visit my brother and I at college. We went out to Applebees of all places. We all had a few beers and my dad was talking about how his secretary just got another ear piercing which brought it up to 5 (FIVE!) and he thought it was too many. As the waitress was bringing me another beer, I told my dad that a girl I had met had her belly button pierced (this was 22 years ago so it was still kinda uncommon) and my dad asked how I knew she had her belly button pierced and I rather drunkenly blurted out "Well, I was down there!" My brother damn near spit out his beer and the waitress could barely contain her laughter and then said "Maybe you shouldn't have any more beer..."
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Walked around a party completely naked
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I once went skinny dipping at a party in high school. I was completely sober though.
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Oof
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Punched my little sister while on vacation in Cabo
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Was 17 and my friends dropped me off at home at 10pm after a night of drinking and smoking weed(my first time mixing the two). At 11:30 my dad heard a noise and opened the front door and there I was just standing looking at the door. Didn't knock or ring the bell once. I walked inside and passed out on the couch after I stripped naked in front of about 5 people. Twenty years later, I still get shit for it.
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I barfed on the tomato plants :(
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Such a sweet innocent drunk story it made me smile. Sorry about your tomatoes though :(
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Tried to get out of my parents car and just face planted onto the ground. I guess I forgot how to get out of a car? Had to get stitches on my lip.
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Fall asleep in the shower with the water running. Mum furiously banging on the door at 3am thinking I was dead. Apparently I got up, looked at her straight in the face, then walked off to my bedroom like nothing happened.
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threw up over the edge of an inflatable kiddie pool (i was 28, to be clear) while my mom sat like 3 feet away and laughed at me.
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Spit a glass of 250 € wine, my father almost killed me. It was a unique gift from his friend (and a big sacrifice for all) and I literally spit an half glass of it. I feel like an idiot now
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Why did you do it in the first place?
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Because, at the time, I didn't like wine. I was thirsty and I took the wrong glass on the table during Christmas lunch without looking. A huge mistake, a fucking huge mistake
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Puked out the car window on my 21st birthday.
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If you get drunk in front of your parents that's already stupid
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I feel like this needs more context ..
I'm not ready yet bro lol
Oh my i hope things work out yo
I can't believe I fucking commented that lmao but thanks for the good energy fellow Reddit dweller !