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Favorite Boogie Lie/Quote

Some of the stuff Boogie says is just downright hilarious because of how deluded he is.

My personal favorite quote is "if I wasn't a titan of strength". Everytime I see the quote or hear him say I just can't stop laughing. He says it with such conviction that this guy really believes this.

My favorite lie is the shattered arm saga. Claims he can't move his arm. However, multiple times on streams especially when he rants about dez and the divorce there is plenty of arm movement. His fans must be complete idiots to not see he is full of shit when he is moving the shattered arm all over the place on stream.

Posted Jul 9, 2019, 2:18 AM UTC · edited

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HaberdasherA•

When he claimed the EMTs sent to his house after he threatened to kill himself all recognized him from youtube and asked for his autograph.

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joesutherland•

Oh God I gotta get a link to that

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DavidSpadeAMA•

Whaaaat

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RossBoss95•

when he got a welfare check called on him and he had a hooker over that he played off as a "date"

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kookoomaloo•

When he said that he was the only person that his wife Dez has ever been sexually attracted to.

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sleazyfellow•

Dude, I guess she was great at convincing him about that because fuck...dudes penis was under a mound of flesh she'd have to go searching through to find.

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FeckinOath•

Harry Potter and the Mound of Flesh

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CocountWater62•

"Voldemort is under here somewhere," Boogie says, holding Harry and the gang at arm's length with a broom.

*muffled shouting intensifies as layers of soiled nappy are removed*

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FeckinOath•

Thanks for the mental image.

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B10wM3•

My favorite quote would be "Gotta get paid to get laid y'all." He acts like it's a joke but it's one of the few times he's telling the truth.

My favorite lie is the story on h3h3's (shit) podcast where he claims someone put out a hit on him on the deep web or some shit. Just reeks of bullshit and I cannot believe someone would just make up ridiculous shit like that. It's also a bit weird how people are overlooking that story.

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joesutherland•

Lmao is that the one he invites the hitman in and talks with him?

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maratango•

There's also the time someone robbed him, and he drove the robber home.

He's a lying sack of shit.

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joesutherland•

Yeah that's the one I linked

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B10wM3•

It's been a long time since I've heard it but I don't think it's that one lol. Do you have the link to that?

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joesutherland•

1:31:30 h3h3 podcast #115 https://youtu.be/_w6cw_OlUmM

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B10wM3•

Wow, what an eventful life this man has.

This is the one I was talking about: https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/98h3ll/boogie2988_lied_to_you_bullshitting_about_death/

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Hojooo•

Lol cant watch the vid right now but does he actually say a hitman came to kill him and he and the hitman sat down and had coffee instead ?

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LemonScore_•

It's also a bit weird how people are overlooking that story.

Nobody watches the H3H3 podcast.

I think someone did mention the hitman thing here when it first happened, though.

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samus2988•

Race Rudder incident, how he tried to brush it off afterwards ("oh I'm glad he lived to 40 then hope he had a good life lol glad I was wrong and he didn't die at 18") was so transparent. The fact that he gave such a nonchalant response more focused on damage control shows he couldn't give a shit less about Race Rudder's life beyond how he could use it to piggy back off Memorial Day.

Gross person underneath, it's gems like these that really shine a light on the cockroach he is.

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kittybikes47•

Gross person on the outside too.

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Plague-Lord•

"John threw me under the bus once in the name of consumer rights" in his eulogy of Totalbiscuit.. had to make it about himself and couldn't set their beef aside. He hated and envied the guy's life, but then posthumously tried to pretend they were BFF's and also creeped on his wife.

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Kittiesta•

“My last Mountain Dew EVER”

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IceWarm1980•

That he said he never bought the Tesla despite tweeting multiple times that he did and mentioned it on stream. That and the whole Race Rudder story.

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tallerthanbenshapiro•

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cKk2LWjffE This line from Boogie plus the sip at the end is the funniest piece of content boogie has ever taken part of.

Gets me every time

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Ym9vZ2ll•

Completely tasteless too. Doesn't matter if you want to give your trolls shit, at the end of the day, she's (well at the time at least) your wife, and that's pretty weird to be talking about her like that. That's making her part of the butt of the joke, not deflecting from her and ridiculing the people saying that.

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RossBoss95•

I mean let's be honest, she was his caregiver / mom replacement all that time. Definitely not a wife

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maratango•

Same, it's so perfect you couldn't get it better if it were scripted.

I needed to see that again to cleanse my eyes after seeing his dumbass graveyard video.

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Hobo-and-the-hound•

lol that sip is the greatest thing ever recorded. You can tell how famished he is from all that physical activity.

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Jake_Smiley•

SEND ME THE FUCKING LINK

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RossBoss95•

trenches of racism

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Soundfrog•

"I promise I'll do better"

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KoumoriChinpo•

“get a girl who looks at you like this” and it turns out she is a prostitute

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Mystic_Moopie06•

Him claiming he’s going to quit drinking Mountain Dew and proceeds to empty an entire 20 oz bottle into an airport trash can. No empathy for the person who has to clean that at all.

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torriadore•

When he claimed that someone hired a hitman on the deep web to kill him for not liking XBox One enough, and some person anonymously sent him a link to a website on the deep web where his bounty was posted except the address was actually his neighbors, and the guy who ordered the hit ordered them a pizza that night.

EDIT: Source on "Boogie's hitman" is episode 66 of The Official Podcast, timestamp 1:24:30.

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iFFyCaRRoT•

Weight loss

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gummy44•

One for me and one for the hooker

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RossBoss95•

"they called me sniff sniff BOOGIE1488" ;_;

HAHAHAHAHAH

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SmokinFags•

A-and now they're calling me...sobs 'Boogie1488'! flaps hands like a spaz

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MorbidRabbit•

The "and that's just crazy talk" rant will probably always be my favorite. You could just tell whatever it was hit a nerve and it hit hard.

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