Well, Reddit, you finally broke my brain.

I'm sure you're all aware of the infamous jolly rancher story. Well, I've been lurking here for awhile before actually creating a username and had seen it pop up a couple of times. Lately though, I can't get the damn story out of my mind and I want to vomit.

To make matters worse, there's a girl I've been hooking up with lately and pre, during and post oral I can't get it out of my head and want to vomit. Needless to say, I'm not performing up to par down there anymore. Whoever posted that owes me enough liquor to wash the memory away. Although, I probably shouldn't see this girl again anyways, so maybe I owe him/her a beer.