TrainDefecator

So I'm in exile in the Ft. Hood area and rarely get to hear the e-brake segment on the app. The Ticket podcasts or the UnTicket used to carry them, but doesn't seem to be the case in the last few weeks.

Is there somewhere else that may have them? Appreciate ya, pal.

I'm now level 34 on my second character and I have yet to see an Amulet of Talos. Call me crazy, but I like the slightly reduced time between shouts that it gives me.

There was none on the dude executed in Solitude, none on any Stormcloak soldier I've killed or pickpocketed, and none near any shrine to Talos. Am I going crazy or has the game decided that it does no longer exists on this playthrough?

I know you guys probably don't care, but I just put in my 2 weeks notice today. I'd been stuck in this job for far too long and put up with far too much shit. It's really been a miserable few years of my life. I have some plans regarding what to do for money, but I am not leaving for another job.

It's crazy, but this is the best I've felt in a long time. No more stress when I'm not there, no sick feeling driving in or on Sunday nights and I'm already feeling my confidence coming back. I can't wipe this shit-eating grin off my face.

This story isn’t as impressive as a lot of the ones on here, but I swear it’s true. They're all things that happened when I worked the night shift at a local coffee house in high school. Alone, the experiences might not be much, but they still creep me out, because I could never really find a convincing reason as to why these particular ones happened. These all happened the last year I was there.

This coffee house was in an old brick building in a small town that pretty much died by 8 pm. I worked there Monday-Friday from 6-11, so it wasn’t unusual that I didn’t see a single soul from 8-close—and that includes on the street out front. It was a ghost town at that time. One night, I was sitt

So a girl I had dated a couple of years back and who had moved out of town gave me a call this week. She said she was in town on some internship for awhile and really wanted to hang out with me. Being drunk, I agree and we end up getting smashed and she's hitting on me hardcore, so we end up doing the nasty.

She texts me today and says, "Hey, that was great. I forgot how good you are, but we should talk about hanging out."

I respond, "Huh?"

She replies, "I need money."

Number re-deleted, and memorized as a no-answer. I'm not THAT stupid.

Anyone else ever see the same? Or an even more awesome move?

EDIT: If this made no sense, please excuse. Drunk and a little pissed.

I'm sure you're all aware of the infamous jolly rancher story. Well, I've been lurking here for awhile before actually creating a username and had seen it pop up a couple of times. Lately though, I can't get the damn story out of my mind and I want to vomit.

To make matters worse, there's a girl I've been hooking up with lately and pre, during and post oral I can't get it out of my head and want to vomit. Needless to say, I'm not performing up to par down there anymore. Whoever posted that owes me enough liquor to wash the memory away. Although, I probably shouldn't see this girl again anyways, so maybe I owe him/her a beer.