Need advice
As a Texan going to Boston for the first time (sorry, I do not have an accent) what are some must see things from a locals point of view. Places of interest, places to socialize and meet the local people. I am very social, I just don't know where any of the popular spots are for the 21-35 crowd
Posted Jul 16, 2019, 12:45 AM UTC
Dearest Tex,
It has been a hot summer here in the Port City of Boston. Our spirits have been dampened by the derailments of our train lines. Governor Charlie says it will be more than a few fortnights before they are fully repaired. This has brought great unrest amongst the locals. We are all excited of your upcoming to our city and have made preparations for your arrival. A few fair maidens will wear their finest Tom Brady jerseys and Red Sox hats and greet you most warmly. I have requested that Fitzy and Sully guide you on your journey and have prepared this list of bars and restaurants for your adventure. I hope your stay here will be most splendid.
Warmest regards,
r/Boston
You must have not heard, but Fitzy overdosed on Fentanyl a few weeks back.
Nah that is Fitzy from D Street. I was talking about Fitzy from E Street, the one with sister who has had braces for like a decade.
You saucy
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You forgot to sign this most wonderful letter. I believe there is still time, if you are able to catch the postman.