I'm trying to live that perfect life..
Posted Jul 20, 2019, 2:43 AM UTC
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I’m a fucking bowling alley shoe
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I LOVE bowling alley shoes tbh
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Aww thanks
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This is so wholesome.
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So... Colorful, prone have lots of fun with you, and they are happy for you because they forgot their own.
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Engineered not to damage the floor, wait took the metaphor too far, sorry.
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I am this woman.
Hormonal acne
I eat too many vegetables and way to many cheeseburgers Wait what was the last thing?
You do you, ladies. We are all our own kind of flowers.
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I'm a carrion flower. Flock to my stink and behold its power!
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I read this like a Nicki Minaj lyric and tbh I’m pretty into it.
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Very powerful woah that smell
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You do you, ladies. We are all our own kind of flowers.
This is beautiful, I really needed this today, thanks <3
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<3
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After years of bad diet choices and generally hating exercise, I’m like the fruit I aspirationally purchase at the farmers market. Lots of potential, but essentially moldy garbage.
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glances towards black bananas in kitchen
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Black bananas are just delicious muffins that haven’t been baked yet.
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Using this comment to explain my failed potential to my parents.
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Let me be a goblin in peace.
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“We must not look at goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits:
Who knows upon what soil they fed
Their hungry thirsty roots?”
-My motto as a lesbian goblin.
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God I love that poem.
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I found a cool rock: do u want it?
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Honestly on good days I like to look like a hot witch or a bright elf, but my bad days have me looking and felling like a human personification of the Taco Bell shits. Depression, it’s a helluva drug.
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My name literally translates to pasty swamp wench. So naturally, I approve this post.
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Like, your real name? Cuz I'm in the market for baby names and this sounds awesome.
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Yup, my real name. Maybe I shouldn't have wrote "literally" because I did embellish a little. It's more like "Pale woman" but pasty wench suits me just fine!
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Okso it's weird to ask someone their name in an anonymous forum but also like... now I really wanna know...
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I can tell you that it is a common, and unremarkable name like "Mike" or "Karen." My advice woud be to look into the meaning of your last name, and find a baby name meaning that, added with your last name, makes your child sound like a cool fantasy character. Personally, if I had a daughter, I'd name her Tempest. Then she would be the storm of the swamp!
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Like Clara or Blanche?
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I'm just happy to get my nighttime moisturizer on like 50% of the time. I'm pretty good about exercise because I rely on the antidepressant effects, but on the days I rest, I really dont see a reason why I should shower... going on day 5 of dirty hair this morning.
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it's a bazillion degrees outside today, even if I did shower I'd sweat all the clean away just toweling myself off.
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Southern US? I'm in FL... outside hurts right now, and the humidity is so bad that I'm basically never dry.
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Ontario actually. it's 40C (104F) with the humidex and I have no AC in my house.
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Wooooooow that's so hot, so far north! I knew there were hot days up there in the summer but got damn! I hope it cools off for you soon.
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The worlds birds population could build a nest in my hair today and nobody would notice. I’m pretty sure I look like one of those crazy witches with long hair that the men of the village want to drown and are upset with bc I won’t fuck them all and yet am happy. Can’t have that. Super pleased with myself.
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Oh my goodness. This is me. I buy things like moisturiser and night cream but they mostly just gather dust.
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That one meme where someone put this life-sized devil/demon-thing into a bathtub with a glass of wine and a candle is me most of the time. At this stage I'm rolling with it.
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listen...i literally dream of being a woman with a skin care routine, that smells good always and eats vegetables but i am a swamp demon and i'm doing what i can with that
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Hello friends! 😂. I’m trying to embrace the ‘fuck it’ in me.
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I have dried up sweat and baby spit up in my hair right now, and my razor called to ask if I’m still doing okay.
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My dream is being a woman :(
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girl, maybe you already are.
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Just want to say how much I adore all of you in this sub. No other sub is as wonderfully welcoming and accepting of the human condition. Even on my best days, I still get swamp ass in the summer and the reek of my pits is bad, no matter how much deodorant I apply, all damn year long. Keep being amazing all of you wonderful ladies!
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I thought I wanted this but then I realised I wasn't even a woman so I don't need the rest of the list either 😎
(Except eating your vegetables people, be healthy!)
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it's always good to eat your veggies.
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I’m a fucking dirty snowbank