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r/DoesAnybodyElse•
TrainDefecator

HAE had an ex pull this classic move?

So a girl I had dated a couple of years back and who had moved out of town gave me a call this week. She said she was in town on some internship for awhile and really wanted to hang out with me. Being drunk, I agree and we end up getting smashed and she's hitting on me hardcore, so we end up doing the nasty.

She texts me today and says, "Hey, that was great. I forgot how good you are, but we should talk about hanging out."

I respond, "Huh?"

She replies, "I need money."

Number re-deleted, and memorized as a no-answer. I'm not THAT stupid.

Anyone else ever see the same? Or an even more awesome move?

EDIT: If this made no sense, please excuse. Drunk and a little pissed.

Posted Jul 7, 2010, 2:04 AM UTC

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pigferret•

So your ex is a whore, and you scored a freebie.

Right on!

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ihurt•

i hope you wrapped your dick up, or you gonna be baby daddy...

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Rephlex•

and a little pissed.

Cry more. Free no-strings-attached vag for you, coupled with the vindication of rejection. You win hard.

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Manbeardo•

I been watching too much British TV. I read:

Drunk and a little pissed.

as:

Drunk and a little smashed.

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Stoodius•

My ex has recently been pulling the "Oh, hey! Let's hang out" now that she knows I have a new/superior girlfriend. She always seems to do it when my girlfriend and I are together too. Sneaky fucking bitch.

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HeavyPetter•

A new superior girlfriend is the best. Although at some point, you will have to drop down a notch in order to start the cycle over again; otherwise, it will be tough to find one who is superior to the previous one.

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ThisDAEisStupid•

If you came to the conclusion that it's a "classic" move, then yes, by definition this has happened to other people on a widespread basis.

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VWftw•

I like how you deleted and memorized something in one action.

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allisonivy•

I hear you, it happens to me all the time, except that I avoid it completely by mentioning my boyfriend. This is the test to see if they really want to be friends or not. 99% of the time, they go away and check back in a few months. The weirdest thing about this phenomenon, is that it only occurs with people who've dumped me or otherwise rejected me in the past. Like I'm supposed to keep coming back for more pain and rejection. Fuck that.

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brianbrianbrian•

So... baby... how you doin'?

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mastersocks•

You need to stop drinking so much.

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RobotBuddha•

Mine just asked for money without even the courtesy of a fuck first. I'd like to think it's because she knew it wouldn't do any good to move me due to my powerfully logical mind. I would also probably be wrong.

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allisonivy•

First of all, he sounds like a total douchebag. Second, it's not really similar at all, because it seems like the intention was to have sex with her all along. Obviously, your friend was documenting the entire night for future fapstock, fully knowing where it was leading, whereas the OP's example is more of a surprise situation. The EX baited him in under the context of hanging out casually.

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wellin3g•

I don't think he is condoning what his friend did. In context, it seemed that the OP and his ex were on civil terms (speculation). She thought asking for money after they had sex seemed fair, which could bring up another point. The bottom line is no matter the situation, a former flame can be harmless or just out to screw you over.

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