Her boyfriend ( the little boy she’s been inseparable from since they started nursery school at 3) just told her he likes another girl.
She ripping up all the cards and drawings he gave her. She wants her dad to throw them in the fire pit. “I won’t set him on fire, Momma, but I want to pretend to.”
She’s going to be a fun teenager 🙃
Posted Aug 17, 2019, 1:22 AM UTC
This reminds me of when my 4yo accidentally stuck his chips in hot salsa instead of mild at a Mexican restaurant and went “GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHtifjdjeiudgevrjtigjfj ITS GONNA HURT FOREEEEVVEEERRRRRR!!!!”
(Our waiter was very amused)
Sounds like she will take no shit!! Don’t have to worry about baby girl not standing up for herself
She's taking her first breakup better than I did, for sure!
Seriously! My five year old told me she had to ask her boyfriend if it was okay for her to have a job when she grows up, because they will be married and live in Seattle. Like, wtf??? Where on Earth did that 1950s BS even come from??? I'd be delighted to have a dramatic break up 😂
She sounds like my Mum.
My first proper boyfriend cheated on me and got the other girl pregnant. I was about 18 and had been seeing him for about 2 years.
My mum suggested we visit the fish counter at the local supermarket and throw his clothes in a black bin bag and put it in the sun along with the fish. Then return his clothes to his mother front door.
When I said, "No thanks Mum, that's a bit childish", she then suggested we go and egg his house.
Nobody fucks with my mums babies.
Your mum is hysterical! That guy was a shitheel, tho.
She was creative in her revenge hahaha.
Oh totally. He text me years later, from an unknown number, asking me about my tits. When I figured it was him, he told me he'd joined the army and was being shipped to Afghanistan and he just wanted one more night. Told him to go ask the mother of his child.
Good luck! Based on the stories I hear from my 5 year old daughter and her preschool teachers, I am pretty sure the kids' relationships are more complicated than a soap opera.
Personally I think she's demonstrating great self control!
Me too!! Plus, burning paper mementos is a very cathartic way to get over someone and move on...
It was! She put on her Captain Marvel costume and carried the box of shreds out to the fire pit for disposal. I made a little speech about banishing bad feelings and being ready for new friendships, then we tossed them in.
I think she’ll be okay.
This is so cute and amazing. You guys will be more than fine :)
😅😨 haha wow that's adorable and terrifying
My very dramatic 7 year old came to me for advice because she'd had her first proposal and she didn't want to get married, she's only six! I told her to tell him to ask her again in twenty years. She does get giggly sometimes and tries to imagine which of her playmates she should marry someday.
OMG my csection stitches hurt like hell from me laughing at this but it’s so worth it 😂😂😂😂😂
I died!
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Girl, you are in for it
No kidding.
She was drawing broken hearts in chalk on the driveway. Like, really kid? Really?
Tell her to hide her crazy and start actin' like a lady
I am this song.
Hahaha.
Next thing;
Burning his eyes out on their class photo.
First love ain't easy 😂