Wants to find a husband to escape threats of war, yet still has a long list of demands.

Wants to find a husband to escape threats of war, yet still has a long list of demands.

Posted Aug 24, 2019, 6:29 AM UTC

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Medilia•

Are you just salty because you don't meet their standards?

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MsDReid•

Of course he is. Look at his post history lol!

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MekiMeks•

Feels like a bit of r/cringtopia to me

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annneko95•

Also a pile of bs. The original post is clearly a joke.

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styxgermany•

Oh my, I did and I regret :D

How do they call people like that these days? Incels?

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badlilbishh•

And the funny thing is these standards aren’t even that crazy.

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Medilia•

Someone travelling across the world for a husband doesn't want to be saddled with debt and wants someone they can hopefully get a long with. How dare they!

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prince_sarah•

OP, your post history highlights that you’re an incel. Do better mate

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megablast•

I can't believe people just don't want to marry the first fat prick that asks them? How crazy.

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Barneysparky•

I'm not sure if this image made OP angry or horny.

I'll go for both.

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[deleted]•

"Long list of demands" most of these are just the normal things people look for in a partner

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negmate•

own a house?

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[deleted]•

I said most, not all, but having a good stable job, reasonably attractive, and having a likeable personality (funny/humorous) are the qualities most people look for.

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negmate•

athletic? Anyway the list of demands was chained by AND's not OR's.

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[deleted]•

What's wrong with athletic?

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Buttstallion58•

Dude, your incel mentality is so toxic. You'll never find happiness or love with those bitter thoughts..

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guess_im_anonymous•

Sound more like prostitution

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Reavozine•

With extra steps.

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richh00•

Eek barba durkle

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Where does one apply for this? Asking for a friend

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Secuter•

Mate, I'm not sure that you'll find a healthy relationship there. It's clear that they are not out to find love, but to find somebody to provide for them.

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farmer_palmer•

It's clear that he was joking.

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kelliejean95•

Username checks out.

Just say you hate women and move on.

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I mean, they're all physically gorgeous. It's not like they're asking for something for nothing.

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Beas7ie•

Sure they're pretty, but other than that what can THEY offer to a relationship besides a romp in bed every now and then and maybe playing the part of a good trophy wife at events and gatherings?

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MsDReid•

I’m sorry but those qualities don’t make men a solid 8.5 lol...

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MsDReid•

No, not accurate.

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OHenryOHenry•

Never thought I’d see an incel in the wild. Fascinating. r/IncelTears

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badlilbishh•

Username checks out🤷🏼‍♀️ go back to where all the other incels came from. Whichever swamp that is...

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hugos13b•

I lived in Korea for two years, they don't meet MY standards. Cries into pillow

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meghab1792•

Lame incel post

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Mondashawan•

I thought they were auditioning for a Robert Palmer tribute band.

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ununseptimus•

And they all picked 'I'm a Little Teapot' as their audition piece.

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DamnIt_Richard•

You have a wild misunderstanding of genders and how people work. Try to spend real time with women rather than being rejected by them to understand yourself.

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stray90•

Even if this post wasn't obviously made up bullshit, I'd hardly call it begging it's clearly a tit for tat thing.
Yeah, you can say it's shallow and these girls are obviously preparing to be trophy wives but if both partners in the relationship are happy living that sort of lifestyle, who cares?

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ivegoticecream•

This sounds like a trafficking ring.

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