My daughter hates mornings, but you'd never know by looking at her.
Posted Sep 14, 2019, 5:30 AM UTC
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Get her a cigarette and a cup of coffee and she'll be fine.
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Yup, she's already nailed the, "I just showed up to the office, and can't deal with this shit until I've had my coffee" look.
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Would you calm down and have another coffee?
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She just realized that she forgot to do an important report on Friday. Someone's going to be putting in time on Sunday.
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The face of a kid who’s figured out that her photo will be online forever now.
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That's just a standard pre-coffee face
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She’s too young for coffee. That’s just a standard pre-Cocoa Puffs face.
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Lucky charms or nothing man.
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No, that’s the standard “I need another cup NOW or I’m going to crash in ten minutes” face. (Pre-coffee doesn’t allow for your eyes to be that open. At least not in my case.)
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She looks like she is finished with life
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“I just started and I’m already done.”
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She's an old soul but they changed the age of retirement so her slightly older soul friends are all chilling and she's stuck in this human baby body for God knows how long
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Nice
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Hey go easy on her she probably just Bubble mowed the lawn. Its 7am and she has not had her apple juice and string cheese. Have some sympathy.
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DOES IT ACTUALLY BLOW BUBBLES???
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Yes.
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Whelp, I know what’s going on my toddler’s Christmas wishlist ...
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Same! Would love a link if anyone has one
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Just searched and found this on Amazon, looks pretty cool!
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crappy like a kids toy but i bet for the first few days it will. Then life kicks in and kid no more bubbles. slava bovo harashuo
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Is it just me or that big toe is ridiculously funny? Body: “Imma grow that toe now in particular, rest later”.
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That's hilarious 😂 it's just perspective, she's flexing her big toe down, and the angle of the camera makes it appear much longer. Her toes on her other feet look fine.
But you gave me a hearty chuckle nevertheless, so thank you stranger
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Maybe it's because she stayed up owl night.
I'll see myself out.
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yeah I can read too
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Please take off her barrettes and hair elastics, my scalp aches just looking at her knowing with that hair she fell asleep with them in lol
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They likely put them in for this photo, but seconding taking out the hair items. Scalps on young children are so sensitive.
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No they sleep with that shit in. God forbid you try to take that shit out. Nothing will ruin bedtime faster than a fight over some bullshit toddler stuff.
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Those tiny plastic ones I always cut out. You can buy then in 100pc packs. Theres no point in trying to save them.
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How would she keep her hair out of her face?
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What's with her big toe?
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What's with her
bigfuckhuge toe?
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Her mornings are as long as the toe
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That's her pointer toe.
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Her other toes are scrunched in.
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I'm so glad I'm not alone in seeing that.
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She gonna be tall.
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She's flexing it down. Look at the other foot.
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She's way too old to be drink from a bottle. I switch mine to sippy cups when she was 30.
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Oh my god she’s adorable !!
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She look like she got 2 jobs and 3 kids.
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I wonder if she's named Karen
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She really needs to lay off that sauce
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I too have Dr. Browns bottles lying all over my floor dripping milk into my carpet. Sigh, I can relate to this picture in so many ways.
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Does your leak?? Mine are terrible.
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I have the ones with the blue vents. I had a terrible issue with them leaking if they were overfilled or my husband had a tendency to over tighten them and that caused issues too.
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It’s filled to six ounces. Maybe I’m over tightening them.
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I had the same problem. I just switched brands when my baby wasn’t having problems with Colic anymore.
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Little Karen..
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Looks like a cabbage patch kid
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I would look like this too if I had to wake up early and cut the lawn with bubbles.
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Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee
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The drunk on milk stare. She doesn’t even care that she has milk all over her chin.
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My kid after a 4 day formula bender
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How can she look like a little kid and a middle age mom at the same time?
r/13or30 or in this case 3 or 33
So 33 is middle-aged now huh? Fuck me...
45 is middle aged
Do you really think we're going to make the 90?
r/4or44
If you're poor, yeah. Poverty lowers life expectancy to your 60s.
Statistically....it's between 35 and 40.
Its okay 33 or 45 your best years are behind you
No, 3 is middle aged because she wasn't vaccinated.
It is literally my 33rd birthday today.
Well, good luck with that, apparently...
r/oldbabies
13 months or 30
It’s the dead ass stare
r/oldbabies
Wanted to say the same thing. It is incredibly adorable.
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Poor grooming? She probably just woke up for them a break.. she is also young enough that she still has her baby fat which is perfectly healthy. She does not look like she is overweight.
This guy comes out of his hole periodically to be an asshole.
LOL, fair enough.
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I don’t think it is fair to say poor grooming first thing in the morning. If I saw you as you rolled out of bed before you showered I wouldn’t say you had poor grooming I would say you just woke up.. and she does not look overweight
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