According to /b/, the New World Order is about to begin.
Posted Aug 25, 2010, 3:43 AM UTC
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Well, if /b/ said it...
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Apocalyptic story, Bro.
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After the first sentence I was completely expecting a tale of how the author was spawned and grew up in the western side of Philadelphia and would spend much of his time on the playground shooting hoops.
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The Fresh Prince did save us that one Independence Day.
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This is when I like to be reminded that UFOs shoot down nukes for us. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTMt9C9kcrs
Here they shut down a whole base: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECC22Y1dJTQ
Thankfully we are not alone... I think...
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I want to don't stop believin
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I always think of this video when I watch stuff about UFOs
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Straight from the /b/ Newsroom
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How f'd up would it be if even merely the first part of this tale wound up being true. I had to look: UVB-76
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The Middle East will get involved, attacking the eastern seaboard
lol wut?
Who in the Middle East had the capacity and ability to attack the eastern seaboard of the US?
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Israeli rockets painted with star-and-crescent, of course.
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Even still - I don't think those rockets would reach the US from all the way over there...
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Israel has the Jericho III ICBM which has a range of 11,000 km. Which is enough to hit anywhere on the east coast.
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I stand corrected!
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Jericho... like from Iron Man... o.O
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Top 5 comments in this thread: 4 of them are jokes making light of the topic. I hope I speak for all serious conspiracy theorists when I say, kindly GTFO.
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If you can't giggle in the face of horror then I'm sad for you, it must be rather distressing.
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Giggling would be something else. You wouldn't walk into r/libertarian and say, "LOL civil liberties suxxors hahaha"... so why would you come into r/conspiracy and make fun of people who believe in UFOs?
This is when I like to be reminded that UFOs shoot down nukes for us.
It reminds me of nothing so much as a bully trying to ridicule his way into submission. "Haha, you believe in that? What a loser!"
It's a method of ridicule that makes the reader ashamed to be a (potential) believer. I wouldn't even mind it so much since every subreddit has its haters, but in r/conspiracy it almost seems to be more the norm than the exception. I'm glad that in this case at least the top comment is a serious one, but elsewhere there's just as good a chance that it isn't.
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FIRE ZE MISSILEZ !!!
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But I am le tired!
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Ok... ...have a nap.. BUT THEN! FIRE ZE MISSILEZ!
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Anyone notice that the pic kind of looks like Bender?
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...and so, /b/ will inherit the earth.
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"Australia will be virtually untouched."
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Now that the plan is out Australia will be the first hit after Seoul.
edit. I need to get my Mad Max outfit out of the attic.
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Not necessarily. Look at most apocalypse movies of the past 15 years, Australia never seems to get hit. Possibly for the same reason why I never travelled there: too far and not really worth it.
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Woot, Australia highfive!
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Isn't this extremely similar to the John Titor story?
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If this is true, we are fucked !
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Other reasons we would be fucked, if true; giant ants, space cthulu, penis volcano, nuclear ice cream.
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I think the most nerve racking thing about this was an article i read about 15 minutes earlier...
Hmmmmmmmmm.
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As a Canadian, let me say that this really isn't uncommon. Russia seems to yearly test our air response in the high arctic.
And why wouldn't they? We're currently having a polite territorial boundary dispute over our northern waterways.
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This happens a lot during the year.
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The Canadian government has decided to do its part for the military/industrial complex by buying F-35's. Since that decision has been made, stories about about Russian bombers approaching Canadian airspace have hit the Canadian news twice. The Russians have never stopped sending bombers towards Canada, it's part of their nuclear deterrent.
What is different here is the Canadian government needs to justify buying more interceptors. Stories reminding people about how we need to have planes to tell the russkies to turn their planes around do present people with the justification for Canada having a minimal air force when they go "What??? 9 billion dollars on new planes??? They are wasting my tax money!!!"
Nothing nerve racking about this, especially since people tend to go a little nuts every time this particular station changes its behavior (it even went off for a little while in June --- I remember this got people upset as well) There are all sorts of numbers stations broadcast and they all change behavior from time to time. There's simply not enough evidence one way or another to attribute any significance to any change in behavior of any of them.
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You are right. When you look at any one incident or article or posting like this OP, it can be easily laughed off.
But when you study things as a whole, they seem a bit more concerning.
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I may be able to save hundreds of lives
Only hundreds? This is so weakly written :/.
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Seriously, having this kind of information, why would you post it on /b?
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Because Alex Jones' said so!
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Bologna.
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How odd, I just read the below on GLP today:
Russian numbers station UVB-76 has had only 3 documented voice transmissions in 28 years of operation... Until several days ago.
Starting August 20th 2010, there have been 5 additional encoded voice messages broadcast by UVB-76. The most recent was broadcast on August 24, 2010.
Historically, UVB-76 has only broadcast a repeated tonal buzz over the course of its 28 years of operation. The recent voice messages are highly unusual.
It is believed that the recurring tonal buzz and constant transmission is supposed to signal the availability, operation or alertness of some kind of installation, likely military in nature. In effect a kind of dead man's.
UPDATE:
August 25, 2010 another voice transmission was recorded today. A recording of the transmission is linked to below.
[link to i1dfdg.bay.livefilestore.com]
Russian numbers stations have recently been documented in the press as having been utilized for the purposes of espionage and the communication of encoded messages used by Russian spies operating in the United States of America. According to an interview this morning on Germany's Deutschlandfunk, the Russian spies that have been arrested in the U.S. also used shortwave transmissions for number broadcasts in morse code.
[link to www.slate.com]
On August 2, 2010 UVB-76 was recorded broadcasting what appears to be it's first ever data transmission: "Data bursts near UVB-76 frequency There seems to be a lot of different broadcasts trying to allocate the same spectrum as UVB-76, as this would be the only frequency on a shortwave band .. At the moment, I can spot at least 4 additional carrier frequencys distorting the signal!
Two of them are, however, of special interest. Previous posting already covered the morse code, but even more sophisticated transmission is happening on a lower sideband of the signal. Something somewhere is transmitting very dense data bursts on 4.623325MHz, what are audible as scratching sound on UVB-76 signal. It happens once or twice an hour and is never more than about 10sec. long, so it is a telemetry data of sort.
What makes this signal spectacular are three things: First, it has relatively high-speed data rate for a shortwave band. Second, it has chosen its existance at the same frequency spectrum as UVB-76. Although UVB has lower sideband seriously supressed (i.e. most of the signal is radiated above 4.625MHz frequency, as opposed to regular AM signals what radiate equal amount of energy on both, upper and lower the base frequency), it has still a reasonable amount of signal there to give headic to whoever is trying to use it. And third, the signal itself is asymmetric, i.e. upper and lower sidebands are transmitting different data!"
Can we get an actual link?
I'll give you the GLP link instead.
Strange though, its been bumped down to page 6 within the last few hours, been page 1 most of the day.
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