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Mrschan

Ok reddit. I want to hear your weirdest dream...

One of the most interesting conversations I've been in at a party was "Who has the weirdest dreams?" It became a contest eventually.

Mine: Once I dreamt I was a penguin. Me and the other penguins were going on a field trip on one of the big yellow school buses to see the mall. It was Christmas Day so the mall was closed, but we wanted to go inside to see Santa. All the penguins go in where we were chased by mall ninjas through the Christmas Village displays.

My weirdest dream that actually scared me for some reason: I once had a dream that Jaime Lee Curtis flashed her chest at me and it was flat like a teenage boys. She then chased me (shirt still up in the flash pose) through a parking garage.

Ok, now it's your turn! :D

Posted Aug 25, 2010, 3:03 PM UTC

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sluuuu•

My sister and I are in some kind of strip mall and there's a rack of clothes on display outside one of the stores. My sister takes a pink boa and dances around with it. And then out of nowhere, Mr. Burns (yeah, in cartoon form) zip-lines down from some building and knocks my sister out.

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matthank•

The one where I was born was quite strange.

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MrschanOP•

o.O how detailed was it? That could be very creepy. Also...was it your mom in the dream or someone else?

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lonelyredditor13•

I dreamed I was on Reddit and I was posting an answer to this question. Weird huh?

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MrschanOP•

:O prophetic dreams!? You are the chosen one!

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CoolJBAD•

Not a weird dream, but last night I went fishing in a lucid dream. I caught some fish that I really could not Identify, but we ended up cooking it. It tasted soooo goood -drools- Anyway, I woke up with the taste of fish in my mouth, unfortunately I didn't have fish or a girlfriend at home so I ended up going caca for cuckoo puffs.

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