Man Slathers Self in Cream Cheese to fulfill his dreams of slathering self in cream cheese
Posted Oct 3, 2019, 4:20 AM UTC
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THE SOUND OF THE FUCKING CREAM CHEESE MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE
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I really hope he put his clothes into the washer ASAP.
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Ah yes, the sound of a middle-aged man crawling around in a kiddie pool full of warm cream cheese.
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Fuck yeah bb I know you're gonna lie awake tonight thinking about licking the Philadelphia chunks off his man tits