rxnaij•

If you play FE then this is the greatest fucking clip of all time. Vish misinterpreting Toph, Toph misspeaking on every detail about the game, the whole conversation happening with r/nocontext...this is truly on some next level absurdist humor shit

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BlueScreanMale Pokemon Trainer (Ultimate)•

Ah yes the Red Horses, Blue Hawks and Golden Lions

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rxnaij•

So in fire Emblem: three houses, the latest entry in the series for switch that came out in July, it takes place at this hogwarts-like school for future knights. In the game there’s three houses that students can belong to. Toph gets all their names wrong.

  1. Edelgard is not in the "Red Horses," her house is called the Black Eagles.
  2. "Golden Lions or Yellow Lions or something"...that house is called the Golden Deer
  3. "The third one is like the Blue Hawks"...they're called the Blue Lions
  4. Not really an inaccuracy, but the way he summarizes the plot as "there's a student and they join you and you join them and there's a TIMESKIP..." is something straight out of a comedy where Nerd #1 attempts to explain an overly complex video game plot to Oblivious Guy #4

btw, all of this is in good fun, I fucking love Toph and hearing him trying to explain a game he hasn't played to someone who has even less of a clue of what's going on is icing on the cake

Edit: also, I’ve only seen this clip and not the vod it belongs to, so there’s a high chance toph days some more hilariously inaccurate stuff beyond these. I love this clip though because the inaccuracies just hit one after another like bam bam bam

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yeeeeetethZero Suit Samus (Ultimate)•

Misnamed every house and mechanics lmaooooo

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Zeeero•

All 3 houses

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AnonymousAgent20XX is here•

I’ve never once played a fire emblem game in my life but fuuuuuck this was comedy gold

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Hyunion•

this is peak commentary

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Hot_ArmS•

Lmao please include the entire 2 minutes after where they couldnt stop laughing

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JustThatGuyBenmeleelink•

They then laughed for the entire first 4 stocks of that game. Incredible I was laughing too

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SIMIFU•

Guess that gas leak wasn't the gas you were all thinking of.

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VacantVagabond•

i feel like its very clear toph is saying "ADEL"gard and not "ANAL"gard but this is hilarious.

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HolmatKingOfStorms⬡blip⬡•

Maybe if you know what he's saying going in. Anyone who doesn't know that "Edelgard" is a name is going straight to anal.

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VacantVagabond•

I totally agree. its a crazy name especially for those not in the know. Like I said it was a hilarious moment haha

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kweechu•

I know absolutely nothing about the game and original heard anal guard

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Cogs_For_Brains•

I haven't played a fire emblem game in over a decade (I'm old) and literally everytime I have heard someone talk about this game I have been thrown off because I legit thought everyone was calling one of the houses "anal guard". This is not a word that benefits from being said quickly.

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ForgotPasswordNewAccMerf•

Honestly I was in the same boat as Vish, if you're not into Fire Emblem you wont be expecting the name Edelgard. I certainly heard analguard and thought Toph was messing with Vish at first. This was so great though.

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VacantVagabond•

I Totally understand and get this haha. its just so funny knowing the name and then hearing vishes interpretation LOL.

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telosucciona•

i was straight up hearing analguard without context

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Powerful_Artist•

well if you know who adelgard is its easy to hear.

i had never even heard that name before in my life. and i clearly heard "analguard" until he actually spelled the name. after that, i heard adelgard

phonetically N and D are actually fairly close, so its an understandable mixup. adelgard just sounds a lot like analguard

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shrubs311t3h ph1r3•

What's funny is he didn't even spell the name right. It's Edelgard.

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VacantVagabond•

just so its clear i spelled it out how toph was saying it :3

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shrubs311t3h ph1r3•

Yea I just wanted to let other people know the correct way! Especially with all the other miscommunication lol.

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Powerful_Artist•

Haha that does make it more confusing

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Rezster1Ness (64)•

Oh, i didnt even get it until now. this is way more funny now.

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parada45•

I couldn’t stop laughing either lol

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Ferdyshtchenko•

Best part for me was "it's a word that's very similar to 'edgeguard'", for more than one reason.

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kooloo_mooloo•

The fact that FE has names like "Dheginsea", "Caineghis", "Hanneman"etc. and he fucked up saying "Edelgard" is comedy gold

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tirex367•

The way he said Edelgard is like the only thing he got right.

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kooloo_mooloo•

Oh... Nvm then

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Hi_My_Name_Is_DaveSonic (Melee)•

It so funny that they have names like that and then they have “Roy”.

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ViciousVish•

lmfao legitimately top 5 funniest moments of my life, goddamn I love toph

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hounvsOPNNID: hounvs. G&W 🍳•

I thought he was fucking with you until he started going over the houses again without breaking.

Then to immediately start his next sentence with "anyway, so Analguard..." was just perfect

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fluffybunny645Samus•

Lmao poor Nagy when he watches this match back is gonna be in for a surprise

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