[TOMT] [STAND UP COMEDY] [2000s?] - Going through airport security with a tripod shiv and a Razr phone
I can't remember the name of the comic. I believe he was Canadian (not 100% positive of that), and did a bit about taking a tripod through airport security, and the TSA agent unscrewing the handle so that it became a shiv. He couldn't have been more surprised if they had unsheathed a sword. The bit ended with the agent waving him through, and him saying something along the lines of "Wait, you think I couldn't do some shit with that tripod shiv?!" There was more to the bit than that, but those were the main points that I can remember.
Posted Oct 6, 2019, 3:26 AM UTC
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Oh, and he cracked a joke near the beginning about needing the tripod in order to stabilize the plane.