This is what they show on TV in Germany [Nsfw]
Posted Oct 5, 2010, 10:33 PM UTC
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By the looks of that painting…
Puts on sunglasses
...he wasn’t trying that hard.
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It might not have been hard, but it sure took some balls to do that.
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Oh, I'm sorry that was the wrong answer.
We would have accepted:
YEAAAAAHHHH or YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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At least Sweden has better looking "talent" on their nude TV.
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YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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You won the internet today
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Actually, IT got HARDER and HARDER to finish.
Also, Boner.
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If he lived in America he'd be put on the sex offender list for life.
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Taking a piss in an alley is enough to put you on the sex offender list for life.
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Especially if it is an underage alley.
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But those are the BEST kind of alley!
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yeah, when people ask me why i left the US for Germany, this is one of the things i tell them. this place is hardly perfect, but insane fear of the body is not one of their problems.
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AMA please? I'm an American interested in emigrating to Europe, and I'm seriously considering Germany.
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you can PM me, I don't know that much about the immigration process, but if you have what they want you can conceivably get your visa on the first visit.
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And you can drive really really fast on the highway.
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yes, that is how much fucking america sucks! In the normal world, we just fucking laugh at these situation like this guy on german tv...fuck it's good to not live in this godforsaken country!
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No need to brag, dude. Get your healthcare system in order and I'll come over...
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His name is Pricasso and he has his own website: http://www.pricasso.com/ (probably NSFW)
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I'm sad this guy can draw better with his dick than I can with a graphic tablet. I'm obviously doing something wrong...
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Try taping the pen to your dick first.
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From his website:
Astute buyers have expressed the opinion that Pricasso's paintings will see an incrededible appreciation in value due to a limited amount [painted] due to the equipment being used.
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Probably.
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There are Millions of Artists in the World... BUT ONLY ONE WHO PAINTS WITH HIS PENIS
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Maybe two. I think the Danish artist (Jens Jørgen Thorsen) did some painting with his penis at one point.
Interestingly enough, the Danish word for paint brush ('pensel') seems to be derived from an old Latin diminutive of 'penis', so I guess Jens Jørgen Thorsen and this guy are on to something.
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His sister's stage name is Constable. She does some painting too. I wonder how.
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In a really cold room.
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yeah, i seen him live a couple of times in Oz
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That is his face in every single one of these videos. The beer crushing tits lady he was flabbergasted to hell and back by.
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It wasn't the beer tho... THINK OF THE POOR WATERMELON!
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It's hard to make Cedric Daniels happy.
"My office!"
Sigh.
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My office McNutty
FTFY
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He's bigger then me. ಠ_ಠ
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So is most of humanity.
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Internet Explorer? Really?
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Sorry. Firefox causes my CPU to spike constantly at 100 percent. Memory leak or something I suppose. Updates don't fix it. :(
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Chrome is much better than Firefox imo, try that out.
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He looks like a more effeminate version of Broyles (Lance Reddick) from Fringe...
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His name is Bruce Darnell.
God, why do I even know that?
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and he is gay...
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Nice to know that Germany has its own selection of Americans that are completely unknown outside of Germany, just like Japan does.
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surprisingly, he's from the US
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The Wire??
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That one woman who they kept focusing on that was constantly squirming and showing signs of absolute disgust really annoyed me. Lighten the hell up.
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Umm...what do you think would happen happen if you went to a show in the U.S. and someone whipped out their cock on stage? People wouldn't just squirm, they would call 911. I'd say that comparatively, this crowd maintained pretty decent composure given that they were watching a nude man paint with his dick.
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Depends on the audience. If they are hipster morons they will watch a girl rub fetid spaghetti-o's all over herself then finger herself and applaud afterwards.
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EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY!
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You underestimate people who sit in the audience of a television show. Or maybe you overestimate them. Or maybe you don't think idiots actually exist in nature.
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EVERYTHING IS A DOUBLE CONSPIRACY!
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Well, it's not the first time an unsucessful Austrian artist has gone to germany...
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Whatever. Australia is the worst country in Europe.
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Chocolate cakes, Kangaroos, Mozart and Foster's. Best country ever.
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And rhinestone-studded koalas. Never forget the koalas!
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Oh be quiet. Everyone knows that Kangaroos feed on Edelweiss.
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Isn't that where the guy kept his daughter in a dungeon for a bunch of years?
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Hide your Jews...
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And hide your handicapped too cuz they fryin' evrrbudy out here.
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Hide your gypsies...
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...and revoked his Austrian citizenship, then took the German citizenship and was voted for by a loooooooooooooooot of Germans!
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OI! Too soon man, too soon.
Also: Nowadays Autrian artists go to the US and legalize weed there. ;)
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IN YOUR FACE JAPAN!!!
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That went better than expected!
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If nothing else, that is pretty impressive that he pained that with his dinky
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Artistic genius is so rare in penises these days.
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Genius penises are so artistic in these rare days
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Sure but an artistic genius being a dick isn't that new
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And Australia's like 'WTF mate?'
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I actually thought it was going to be one of the blokes from "Puppetry of the Penis"
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I felt a pang of patriotic pride.
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One of the many reasons I don't own a TV anymore. Our Tv programm sucks for the most part.
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I was ashamed too. Cheers from Chemnitz.
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They were allowed to show that on TV?
I thought that this might have been edited out.
THERE WERE CHILDREN IN THE AUDIENCE!
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Are you kidding? The naked body is not dangerous to children. There was nothing sexual going on. We have nude beaches as well, you know, with children on them.
It's just embarrassing that this shit passes for entertainment. And that millions waste their time watching it.
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I thought you could see his schlong.
And nude beaches are something entirely different - not everyone goes there; those who go there, know what to expect.
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I can't tell if you are beeing serious or not. What is so bad about someone beeing naked?
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I am serious.
So, it is fine that 10 or 12 year olds see the schlong of a stranger?
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Indeed, TV's full of pricks.
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When I was on vacation in Germany my 16 year old self really enjoyed the late night shows with topless women hosting what appeared to be some sort of lame game show.
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Ah yes, they still have that; they do a lot of call in shows with pretty girls to get more people to spend 50 cents on a phone call with a ridiculus chance of getting anything.
Also stripping girls that pretend to play soccer or pool all night (or maybe that has been canceled, I have not watched for years, after a couple of years of internet porn you get sort of indifferent to plain nudity).
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Good god, the editing was so terrible in that video. Just get to the damn point already! This is my problem with any of these talent shows. You spend more time looking at reactions than you do at what they're reacting to.
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somebody should inform him about alternative ways to use his penis
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You mean as a nail hammer?
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Or as a caulking gun.
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"Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?"
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TIL Shaggy's music is still played somewhere in the world
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shaggy remains a pretty successful dancehall artist. His stuff gets played in Jamaica, UK, USA. See here for a top shaggy tune from a couple of years ago
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What was the song before shaggy?!?! I've been dying to know. They played it non stop in Mexico. Its kind of high pitched.
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In America he'd be charged with like a billion sex crimes
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I lived in Germany from 2004-2008.
Trust me, this is good as German TV gets. Ever.
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Absolutely, german TV is the worst ever. News are pretty straight and diverse though.
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private vs public television
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You pay ~216€ a year for public TV and news/reports aside I'd say public tv stations suck even more than private tv stations.
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whatayoutalkingabout? public television is the save guard of democracy, transparency and accountability of the political system. Look to America what happens without it!
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All I watch here is the news, but the awesomeness of the news makes up for the suckiness of most other television.
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German here and agreed. German TV got into the reality-stuff a few years ago and never got out again.
It's all just cocking, following miserable people, talent-shows, judge-shows and dating-shows.
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...and lots and lots of cooking shows.
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Oh come on! You never saw the naked parachuters? Or "Unser Traumschiff?"
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What about TV Total or Wetten Dass? I remember those shows being hilarious!
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generic comment about what would happen if this was shown in America
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Droppin' some knowledge down in case anyone didn't know, that's some Pricasso.
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His career nosedived when he started doing face painting at children's parties.
I would like to touch on a few subjects.
Thank you for the laugh.
Judging by the downvotes, some people just don't want you to laugh.
More likely they just don't care about his cool story bro.
No, it's because he said "We'll" instead of "Well". Simple mistake, really.
He wants to touch on a few subjects too.
Yes, he done proud pedobear todei
Then he joined a church and it took off again