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Hambone3110

[Meta][JVerse]The Deathworlders?

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Sorry!

We all know life isn't all smooth sailing, and I'm afraid that for the first time in the five years since I started writing The Deathworlders, I won't be able to deliver a chapter this month.

I am, right now, buried deep in Cardboard Box Hell as I gather my possessions and move out after breaking up with my partner of six years. My destination is the opposite side of the country, so there's a lot of travelling involved and a lot of things to organize. While I was willing and prepared to at least try and deliver something resembling a chapter this month on top of all that, my supporters and patrons very kindly agreed that that they'd prefer one good chapter to two lacklustre ones, and gave me their blessing to take a paid month off.

So, The Deathworlders will continue on November 30th. Apologies to those of you who need your fix this month.

If you're really Jonesing for something to read...

I refuse to leave you with nothing to entertain you, however, so here's a list of the things I've been reading lately that I hope might tide you over.

  1. First up we have 'Winter Three' by S. M. Saintsing. This novella tells the story of a spaceborne marines officer - a lieutenant-colonel - and her role in the battle to liberate her people's home planet. Unusually for such a story it's told from an immediate tactical perspective, and for my money does a fantastic job of conveying the brutal confusion of the fog of war, and heartbreaking sacrifices an officer may need to make for the mission. Definitely good for those who like to read about the HEAT doing their smashy-shooty boom thing. (And please, show the author a courtesy and give the book a review once you've read it)
  2. Second we have "Skyclad" and its sequel "Skybound" by u/a_man_in_black. If you're like me and you enjoy RPGs then the idea of falling sideways into a world where you can see your own stats, skillpoints, hitpoints, level and perks, pick a class and gain towering magical or martial power might appeal. In Morgan McKenzie's case, though, she had the misfortune of doing so while taking a bath. That's okay though: she gets double XP for killing stuff while naked. And it's (mostly) not her fault that her loofah is now sentient. You will absolutely laugh while reading this, and the story has all the twists, turns and clever powergaming you could ask for.
  3. Right here on r/hfy we have "Supervillainy and Other Poor Career Choices" by u/SoggyRed. We all know Iron Man was always meant to be a heroic kind of a jerk. Well, remove the "heroic" (and the money) and you have Erich, protagonist of this story. He isn't a metahuman, he's just a highly skilled and knowledgeable mechanic who knows how to make their nigh-magical technology work better. Maybe one day he'll admit to his soft spot for children...
  4. And last but not least, for something completely different I offer "Love and Crepes and Magic," a now-finished travel blog by my zookeeper friend Sarah Blake. Rather than describe it, I'll leave you with a quote and let her speak for herself. "Englands’ is grey. There is no doubt about it. I have had a theory ever since we set off that every country has a representative colour, you know, that kind of vibe that each place sends out. Spain was a bright and blazing orange, reflected in the bricks of the medieval cities and scorching from the heat of the sun. Norway was a deepest hue of navy filled with whispers of intrigue within its dark colour. My version of Vietnam was a luminous light green, the kind so vivid that it hints at toxicity and refuses to let you sleep at night. Canada was the colour of its forests. That version of jade that makes you weep and want to keep staring at it for such a long time. But England is grey."

Hopefully you'll find something in those four to engage and delight you.

Thanks

My supporters and patrons have been doubly wonderful this ,month, and one particular individual deserves special naming... but they asked to remain anonymous.

You know who you are. Your incredible generosity was more valuable than I would ever have guessed, and I cannot possibly thank you enough. If I could, I'd hug you.

And with that...

I'll see you all next month!

-Hambone

Posted Oct 30, 2019, 9:45 AM UTC · edited

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tatticky•

You already write more quality text in one month than many authors do in a year. It's a miracle the sheer creative energies you channel haven't turned you into a withered husk fused to your author's chair.

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tatticky•

I'm surprised nobody's noticed the 40k reference yet...

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NoddingCrow•

Mr Hambone, you've given us a damn novel every month for as long as I can remember. The fact you've gone as long as you have is already a near-miracle.

You take as long as you need, and we'll be glad to see you back when you're ready. Or not! Honestly, I don't think I could enjoy reading it if I knew you hated writing it, and hurting yourself over a silly space-story is just dumb.

Get well soon, as it were. I hope the turmoil calms down for you, and I hope you wind up in a good place when all's said and done. My sympathies and condolences for the break-up, and my best wishes for your future.

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Cloudberrymoose•

Exactly this. All the best to ya Hambone, us fans will be here when you're ready to continue again so take your time to get life sorted.

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navyboi1•

Like, no shit. As of last months part his word count was roughly 10 TIMES Tom Clancy's hunt for red october. You know, the thousand page book with text so small it runs together?

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SketchAndEtchHuman•

Screams internally in horror

...Eh, you just gotta do what you gotta do chief. We'll be here waiting so don't you worry.

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feelinglonelyfineAlien Scum•

You’re doing way better than George RR Martin, so don’t even fret a second

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dogbars1•

I chuckled at this

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wolfofmibu66•

Also doing better than Pat Rothfuss at this point.

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chaun2•

Should we send hambone tons of paper, and pens? The way we did JKRowling?

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WrzlbnFt•

And how shall I vote now? A) No chapter this month: downvote! B) Support the author: upvote! A very difficult decesion indeed. All jokes aside you have my condolences for your love-life, and having to move last year too, I know how much pain in the postirior that can be, so take care!

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NMCBirdman21•

Boy you’d best be bitch slapping that upvote button.

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WrzlbnFt•

You do knoww that my moaning over the decision was a joke? Right?

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NMCBirdman21•

I do. And you know my comment was also a joke, yeah?

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WrzlbnFt•

Now I do, you could be read both ways.

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WaffleEncyclopedia•

You do what you need to do.

You're doing a great job on Deathworlders.

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Socially8roken•

You do you, I can handle the shakes and cold sweats.

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Ayit_SeviAlien Scum•

I'm sorry you think that anyone would be mad at you for taking a month or two off after the massive amount of work you've put into this series, hell it might be a web story but if published these books would be a series to rival a encyclopedia

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Limp_Sample•

I was looking forward to my monthly emotional rollercoaster. Get your life in order dude, refocus, rebuild and continue writing quality fiction after handling the essentials. And last but not least, thanks for the high quality entertainment.

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FireHazard11•

Man the furthest I've ever moved has been between cities in the same state. I cannot imagine the clusterfuck that going across the country would be.

You take care of yourself first.

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rabidelfman•

To be a pedantic twat, IIRC he lives in the UK, which is not very big. It's only about 100 miles wider than Florida at its widest, and only about 100 miles longer. So it's the equivalent of moving across the state :)

Either way, moving across state is a pain in the ass and requires just as much attention as moving across country.

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Hambone3110OPJVerse Primarch•

Confirmed. Specifically, I'm moving from the deepest darkest depths of rural Wales and heading oop north to Yorkshire.

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Onequestion0110•

Soo... iirc.... hilly sheep country to moorland sheep country?

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Limp_Sample•

Grab some Timothy Taylor's at the nearest pub. Best goddamn beer I've ever had, and one of the two reasons I have to ever go to the UK.

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space253•

Wow as pro America as the series is I would have never guessed you lived in the UK. Hope you adjust to the changes and thanks for a wonderful universe of characters.

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mechakid•

While he plays America in a positive light, if you notice there are some very strong British elements. I have long suspected that Hambone was not an American, but was from an allied power.

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araedHuman•

FOR THE NORTH!

If theres owt I can do let me know mate

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rabidelfman•

Best of luck to you! Moving to a new city is rough, especially when it's a bit of a hike from your old haunt. My best friend just moved from where we are in Western-Central Florida all the way out to Los Angeles. Seems like it's a change of scenery for all of my favorite people and authors.

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slice_of_piThe Ancient One•

Oh holy crap, man. I'm so sorry, that really sucks.

We'll all still be here next month as well. Take time and take care of you, ok?

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a_man_in_black•

OMG hambone plugged my story! my life is complete!

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2_short_Plancks•

Just finished reading everything posted so far for your two books, thanks to Hambone’s endorsement. The fact I’ve read it all in two days should tell you that I’ve enjoyed it :)

Really solid stuff (I have a couple of minor critiques, but overall- much better than I expected from the first chapter or so).

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Ninjafroggie•

When you gonna post the next chapter on RR? I've been waiting nearly a month!

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a_man_in_black•

SOON(TM)!

i burned through my buffer and patreon was no longer ahead of royal road and scribble hub. I've been busy with the editing and revision of book 1 and trying to get it published, but that's just about wrapped up and i've gotten patreon a few chapters ahead. one more and i'll go back to the old schedule of pushing one chapter to RR every time i push the newest one to the patrons:)

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explorer-jo•

I too only discovered your story because of this post and devoured it in a couple days. I really enjoyed it. Now I too demand MORE!!

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a_man_in_black•

the next chapter is comin up for patreon monday night if all goes to plan, and royal road posts will resume at the same time now that i've gotten a little bit of a buffer worked up:)

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FogeltheVogelAI•

Sorry to hear about your situation, and I agree with your decision. Just take the time you need to get your life back to normalcy, and then do your amazing things.

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roving1•

Sorry you have to go through this. Write when you are ready.

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ZombiNawhal•

big [F] brother. You take your time to heal we'll support you the way

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NMCBirdman21•

F

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BoxNumberGavin0•

#F

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GatorBoobs•

Hambone, you're awesome. Best of luck in your next chapter of life and safe travels across the country.

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Giomietris•

++Mental Health to the Brain!++

In all seriousness, take care dude. I'll miss your chapter this month, but it's better than you ending up depressed and burned out. And, as you have delivered so crazily consistently you deserve a break. Take care and stay healthy man.

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BLKCandy•

You wrote more words per month than any other author I'm following right now. And everyone take a break every now and then. Go do your stuff.

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AlleM43•

this is beyond understandable, have a great month.

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nelsyvAI•

<3

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