What is the best way to explain why the female elves in my world all have big tits?
I need help
Posted Nov 6, 2019, 4:34 PM UTC
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Have your orcs with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. I mean, humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous
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They need them to produce magic milk to feed the baby trees.
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Breast enlargement via druid-dick magic. The druids wished it, so the unfortunate women had to undergo the ritual. That way you can add edge via sexism to your setting AND justify your fetish.
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They eat the leaves of their trees, which contain an unnatural amount of Oxytocin (for some reason), which causes Elven females to permanently lactate causing their breasts to swell and lactate. It is very common for the females to get others to suckle on their breasts to relieve the pain caused by the non-stop lactation. Yeah, Seikon no Qwaser is my favorite anime, what does that have to do with anything? It's not a fetish!
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Just say it's not a fetish duh
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What you should do is make 5 races, each corresponding to an element in your magic system.
Something like dwarves for Earth, shrimp girls for water, harpies or something for air, and humans for fire. Then make breasts the last element, and there won't be any excuse not to have elves with gargantuan bahongalongarinos.
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A criticism of fetishes, and now your story is "deep".
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I mean it doesn't make it deep but it's still better than justifying it worldbuilding style
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I spent all of french class doing this. Was it a waste of time? Yes. Was it still worthwhile? Yes. This only applies to isekai, but whatever.
In isekai, there are two T’s that apply to elves: Tits and Thicc. To answer why, we're going to assume a few things, so that we can get a more pristine answer
Let’s go off of the most common isekai tropes.
In isekai, there is almost always a goddess in charge of sending the hero to the other world. I will assume that she wants the best for her world.
Assume that heroes are summoned by the goddess.
Here's my answer:
There are four ways to motivate someone with material gain:
-Power
-Prestige
-Wealth
-Women
The first three are more or less granted(with the power being optional) by the goddess. A cheat ability is power, prestige is gained through the adventures, and the wealth is usually gained through the protagonist's abilities. The category that remains is women. This is usually fulfilled via a harem, and this harem may or may not contain an elf. Could not a goddess create a harem based off of real-world tropes(if he’s being summoned from the real world) to appeal to the protagonist's tastes? In other words, a harem is made for the express purpose of tricking the protagonist into fighting for the good of the world. If 4-5 females are made into sex slaves along the way, so be it.
In order to do entice someone with women, you increase their sex appeal. This is done(traditionally) by creating a healthy human with increased development in the areas of childbearing and physical fitness. i.e, tits and ass. This, culturally, can be summed up in one word: thicccc.
Harems characters seem to unconditionally love the protagonist, no matter the actual chemistry between them. The harem member might have the personality of cardboard. Whatever. They’re still head over heels for the protagonist. Let’s take this a bit further and say that elves are a sapient subspecies of human made for the express purpose of increased sex appeal, with a deterministic outcome of loving the protagonist. In other words, they can’t think for themselves because they have to fall in love with the male lead.
So, you can imagine an elf as a subservient species of sex slaves made for the sole purpose of tricking the protagonist to actually fight for the purpose the goddess wants.
Ah, but we can go further. In order to support a body structure with breasts as large as that, you need an incredible amount of back support, along with good balance. So, dump muscle into the legs and the back. And would you look at that, their physique now serves a practical purpose - so that they don’t break their back by the time they’re 30. Oh. And you want to know what else a strong back and legs are good for? That right, archery. It goes full circle.
^(so it's perfectly logical, all of this is societal criticism)
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Just go meta about it and say the creator god(ess) thought it was hot, and created Elves with superior reinforced spines to support their assets.
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DAE sexual dimorphism?
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They always have twins so they need more titty milk.
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They're constantly reproducing. Always being inseminated. Children popping out like fucking rabbits. Children need a lot of milk. Thus, big titties
And no, I didn't just inject my fetish into your fetish, its lore
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The elven god, who is your self insert, is a giant pervert.
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In my world everyone shits basketballs so they had to evolve massive phat asses, and thick thighs in order to cope with the ordeal
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Magic storage
Male elves store magic in their balls then
Nice
Then how do you explain the femballs
EXTRA MAGIC
Not fair, that would mean females are better than men and that makes my insecurities come out
Double the storage, my crustacean-cuddling friend.
/uj this is actually the reason why most of the recurring characters (as well as the canon genders for the player characters in the campaigns) in splatoon are female: female inklings and octolings can store more ink in their chest cavities and are therefore better suited for turf wars XD
Bruh
Wait really?
Source?