Dude thats fucked up. Why would you ever buy her a BMW. She can't drive in the kitchen and there's no road between there and the bedroom.

Yeah. Compared to Mercedes, BMWs are pretty new money. She sounds too classy for that.

I just made a new post on reddit.
I dont really have anything to say, but I want to make a lame parody of someone elses front page post. 
Do you think Im clever?

She confronted me when she saw it in the driveway. She broke up with me saying she wanted a Mercedes.

Am I in the wrong here?

My girlfriend just found the BMW I was going to give her