Squeeze or tap?
Posted Nov 10, 2019, 8:52 PM UTC
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It won't be enough, need to get a knife or something to get the last out.
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Fuck no
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Sounding... it's a thing. Don't look it up.
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From the Urban Dictionary:
Bob had sounded himself so much his girlfriend could shove a tampax IN his cock.
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thanks I hate it
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Long thin metal rods are used, it looks painful.
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How do i delete other people’s comments?
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you can blow users
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Everytime I see this that's where my mind goes to. Her getting a knife and just. . .
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It’s a mini bottle so you can use a french fry if you don’t have a knife.
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In that case could you use the mini bottle as a dipping vessel?
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Get another knife! Cut around the meat!
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Twist it
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Bop it
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None of you ever touch a penis
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THE OL' DICK TWIST
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Omg it's an mma fight, dude!
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Cut it!
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Feels better without the condoment.
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did you write that pun with relish?
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Later they’re gonna 57, if you know what I mean.
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might slip a pinky into their beheinz
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I would like to add to this but don’t want it to dip in quality.
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Oh hell yeah this is how I’m doin it for now on.
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Your comment was fun until I read your username. Now I'm calling the police.
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Holy fuck I'm dead
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This ad is Czech? Ah love Slavic humor.
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I belive the clip is from a swedish film and that they just put together an ad and this clip which made it more funnier.
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Yes. The joke is much older, though.
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I'm fairly certain the movie is "Hip Hip Hora"? Basically the only part of the movie I remember though, so I might be mistaken.
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Snowflakes? Try "Prudes" and you might be onto something. Also it's nothing recent, you've been prudes for a long while. "Snowflakes" is not nearly correct though.
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This country was started by religious nutjobs who packed up all their shit, gathered up all their babies, loaded up into a leaky crate ("Speedwell"), lived on it for a month and a half while it was repaired 4 times, went out 300 miles into the sea and had to turn back (leaking again). Then they tranferred all their shit and babies onto another crate ("Mayflower") and shoved off towards America, hit Atlantic storms, nearly shipwrecked a bunch of times, and when the sun rose on Cape Cod, they could plainly see that Epstein didn't kill himself. Are you surprised that this is the country we now have.
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Such*
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Hip Hip Whore
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“The Ketchup Effect” in some territories
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No way that movie got international!
Thats super cool!
You know "let the right one in"? That novell/movie takes place in the same town district as the ketchup effect
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Old but gold
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I remember this before youtube was a thing. God I'm getting old
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Yeah this is some 56k dial up shit.
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Better than treating like a ketchup packet
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Our teachers showed this in class. It's a swedish movie.
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I mean I guess that’s one way of teaching sex ed
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More like about bullying and to teach you about not letting your friends pressure you into stuff you don't want to do if i remember correctly.
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It's still november
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Since 69
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Sauce comes out the same color too!
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This made me actually laugh out loud!
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Why does the quality goes full JPEG at the halfway mark?
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It's a reddit thing. I'm actually astounded on how one of the most populat sites in the world can have such a backwards design and code that it's almost impossible to use without third-party software.
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Elijah Wood what are you doing???
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The trick to get the ketchup out the bottle is not tap the bottom but tap softly on the neck of the bottle. This way the ketchup comes on the plate and round on the table, ground walls and ceiling.
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Yes!! I was always told to tap the “57”s around the neck. I thought those were there for this purpose and was proper protocol per Hienz.
Maybe the Czeck marketing team doesn’t know this.
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This is exactly why I tattooed a 57 on it, so she knows right where to tap.
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Wouldn't this make him cum out the other side?
That’s butt cum
That's some new science shit right there
We need to get our finest butt scientists working on this matter immediately!
Sorry, I was on the phone. What's the problem?
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BUM CUM WITH YOU'RE BUT CHUM
Mark my word, 10 years from now, guys will be having surgery to move their prostate to a more accessible location
Seems cheaper to buy a decent vibrating buttplug. It's at most a $75 direct flight to pleasuretown.
With checked baggage?
Tell me more
👁👄👁
!Remind 10 years.
Damn, what a good idea. Why wait 10 years?
And that’s my reminder to get off the internet and get some fucking work done
Some people pay extra for that...
There are probably videos of people doing it
"probably", heh heh
That’s why they doing it, they’re getting paid.
Santorum
must terd
AKA Santorum!
Laughed more then i should’ve
What show is this?
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