Wholesome Viewer Recommends a Life Changing Item To A Lonely Bald Man
Posted Nov 17, 2019, 5:23 AM UTC
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For anyone actually looking into getting this DON'T.
GET YOURSELF A FUCKING TENGA FLIP HOLE WHITE, YOU'LL THANK ME LATER. Don't forget the lube too.
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How much they paying you Jake?
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"Slip your schlong into this stealthy masturbator for thrilling sensations galore. Unlike standard strokers it opens like a book, revealing climax-inducing nubs, ripples and bumps, and meaning clean-up is a piece of cake. Just lube up, slide in and go!" I like how they referred to my two inch punisher as a shlong.
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I prefer my generator powered phantom Richter 7 vibrating doll, with a built in moisturising membrane, suction cups and the groin massage device-4000.
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Can confirm, tried other fleshlights and were not impressed, I splurged on this a few months ago and it's incredible
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dude the fact that twitch is allowing to delete vods is the most retarded and anoying thing ever.
We all know clippers will clip it anyway, and there was allways be mirrors, why waste time to open the fucking thread just to click on the mirror and then watch it there
The first 5000 clips every one of us watched we were ok with it, but from year to year seeing deleted vod clips is getting anoying, with the mirror shit.
JUST DONT DELETE THE VOD AND GET BANNED 4Head
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No if you don’t know why clearly you are the retarded one.
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FLESHLIGHTS OMEGALUL
HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE SUPERIOR JAPANESE ALTERNATIVE PepeLaugh
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yeah i know tho so what is it cuz i wanna make sure you know too haha lol 😊😊
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for every superior japanese alternative there are about 1,000 other trashy japanese alternatives WidePeepoSad
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and on this day he learned, if you accept links, prescreen your links
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Is this against ToS? Seems a bit ridiculous if it is.
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if you are a male it is. if you show actual pussy, you most likely be fine
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can someone translate? I don't understand the language of primitive Fleshlight users.
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why are the tenga shills coming out of the woodwork? I dont know anything about either, so can a fellow hog squeezer fill me in?
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Honestly I thought trihex is there with him until I realized it's just cardboard cutout
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🎦 MIRROR CLIP: Wholesome Viewer Recommends a Life Changing Item To A Lonely Bald Man (nsfw)
Credit to reddit.com/u/CrossV2 for the clip. [Archive.org Alternative (BETA)]
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He's not using a tenga?
boyish giggles
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ArE yOu An IDiOt! says the streamer clicking dono links...
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wow LSF is really just a haven for snitches huh
LSF - they keep banning our doods
also LSF - clip everything bad for karma
They've got dozens of streamers banned the last few months. Even the ban threads now are full of disgusting Twitch sycophants complimenting the corporation for banning people and shitting on the banned streamers.
If someone clips something they think is bannable, there's a really good chance the stream has already been reported anyway
"I snitch because others snitched already... probably"
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Here is suggestion for solution. It's very simple way to not get banned on platform.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJF-wVW1F2o