I have had a fucking shitty week, and my best friend right now is the bottle of Jameson's at my feet. If anybody's on right now, come get shitty with a complete stranger for some babbling discourse.
Posted Nov 7, 2010, 6:20 AM UTC
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I had a shitty week too. Cheers!!
Edit: Had a woman return a steak in the middle of a power outage. Fuck off.
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Goddamnit, hopefully you had access to ice to keep it or a flame to cook it, nothing worse than seeing a dead cow go to waste. Unless it's super lean, I hate that shit. Cancer's probably worse to, but I've never had it, just know people who have and said it sucked or just died, but I'm never one to pass judgements unless trying it myself. On that note, falafels are satan's taint.
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Cheers to you!! I just found out that I forgot where I put the mixer I was drinking with.
Edit: It was in the freezer.
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It's around this point where I start a document of my decent into sanity, as my palin abortion of a phone won't charge and i don't feel like pretending to be a chick to random darshs on omegle or whatever the fuck. Maybe i should go to 4chan, but i disagree with many of their core values. I'm more of a humanist than a libertarian progressive. Also, I fucking hate cats. I understand if you have a nasty ass rat problem, but if a cat owner never mentions said rat problem I just assume there are rotting rat dicks in the walls that fell off the rat body when the cat ate it.
Also, contrary to an idiot's belief, cats have no emotion or soul. If God had jizzed out a cat in the Garden of Eden (or jupiter or wherever the fuck xenons dumbass is supposed to be from) bezelulbum wouldve said, "hey, you fucking cat, i have a soul and it's more evil than taco bell diarrea, but you don't have one and that's fucked up, im out." Then he wouldve rejoined gods butt party in heavan.
Cool right? No Satan! Wrong. that goddamned cat ate adams dick and eves vagina (in a nonsexual and evil way). So you don't exist now. When god tried to shit on saint peter as a joke he missed, resulting in the cat. All dogs may go to heaven, but no cat goes anywhere besides your own dementia.
THIS STORY IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEAVE ME TO DRINK ALONE IN BITTERNESS WORLD
I think I'm going to go watch batman now and fastforward to the part where the gay cowboy's sister playing rachel yells HAAAAAAAAAARRRVEEEEY. I honestley spend 3 minutes on google trying to figure out that reference, which is fucked.
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I'll tell you a secret i love meth too
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One last thing before I leave what is probably the dumbest reddit thing or whatever the fuck (maybe this entire website, it is just god awful now). People who type like idiots are pretending to be drunk. I can accept that shit happening on a cell phone, but not posted on a computer. Especially on goddamned public places with your name associated. Use a fucking backspace you wasteful wiff of a shit.
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I left a bottle of your friend at a backpackers once.
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I don't understand, taking a hearty pull for the comment though. We'll see if I can defeat my alcoholism in the battle to get drunk listening to random music that may or may not be fucking terrible.
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Backpackers are cheap places for travellers to stay. I remember trying to convince some people when I was leaving that it was allright to drink.
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Sounds like a hostel, don't know where you're from though. Which brings me to my next point. I was at Octoberfest in Munich this year and met this Nigerian guy who lived in london. Personally, I love the nigerian email scam because its fucking hilarious. Anyways, I went out that night with the guy and he got denied from a club because he's black. Maybe not, but that's what we decided, because, you know, nazi's and shit dude.
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I love this comment. So drunk, so rambling. You have a friend in me, lonely internet drunkard man.
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You know those cunts you hate?
FUCK THOSE GUYS
Currently a few beers in.