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Anthony Joshua's victory on Saturday proves that Robert McCracken is a psychopath

It's no secret among boxing circles that Robert McCracken is likely a medically diagnosed psychopath, but his actions on Saturday have all but confirmed that for me and many others.

He showed no visible signs of emotion when Joshua was victorious. When have you ever seen a trainer show absolutely zero sign of emotion when their fighter wins a world title? Only once, only Robert.

His name is Robert McCracken, he's 51 years old, he believes in staying behind the jab, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if AJs face is a little puffy, he'll put an ice pack on him as he's doing his stomach crunches (AJ can do a thousand now) after he removes the ice pack he rubs a deep pore steroid lotion into his skin, then a water activated HGH cleanser, then a honey almond EPO scrub. He'll leave AJ in a deep pore face mask as he prepares the rest of his morning routine, he always uses an aftershave lotion on AJ with little or no alcohol, because alcohol is an intoxicant that can make you wonder why you're feeling that way.

There is an idea of a Robert McCracken, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real him, only an entity, something elusary, and though he can hide his cold gaze from Kugan Cassius on IFL TV, and maybe you can even sense that he's probably an ex boxer from the Midlands, he simply is not there.

Posted Dec 10, 2019, 9:46 PM UTC · edited

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Xerocco•

I've heard Robert McCracken is a huge fan of Huey Lewis and the News, make of that what you will.

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Skeptykk•

He has to return some video tapes!

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_Sarcasmic_Eddie Hearn P4P Most Sexy•

Back to the Future was a good movie.

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mindfuck18•

McCracken was overheard shouting “try getting a reservation at Chiquito now” after Ruiz’s loss on Saturday.

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Woknblues•

At the post fight party, Robert was overheard saying, "Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don’t know why"

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bigfatpupI eat what you eat champ•

What does Rob McCrackens Business card look like? Is it bone? And is the lettering something called Silian Grail?

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Doggleganger•

Eggshell white.

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Jacknapier2020Till this giorno👊🏼•

I hear he thinks Phil Collins is a Seriously under rated artist.

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Spuff_Monkey•

Bianca, don't just look at it - eat it!

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tourettesv•

Straight to the top with you!

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BobPage•

I actually got the opportunity to speak to Robert Mccracken once. Unfortunately he didn't have time as he had to return some video tapes.

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G-o-d_Himself•

Take a shot every time Rob says BEAUUUTIFUL BOXING

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SpacemanJB88•

He just wants to fit in.

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Adorable_Wind•

Lol I love the memes.

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crueladze•

r/boxing is quality now

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TheFlashyFlash@FlashyFlashBox on Twitter•

Yeah but can AJ even get a reservation at Dorsia?

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slickvik9•

Golota was psycho he never smiled even in victory

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If I can’t sleep after I’ve dusted 10 valiums I listen to a Rob McCracken interview. That man is so monotone it could put a junkie on a meth binge to sleep.

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vman_isyourhero•

Bill Belichick?

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