Lost would-be JCJer: “I’ve studied Japanese for years, I’ve learnt THOUSANDS of words - but I’ve never encountered JOUZU in my dictionaries”
reddit.com/r/japancirclejerk/comments/ec52d6/...Posted Dec 18, 2019, 9:07 PM UTC
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Good grief. u/Puzzleheaded-Tie I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more ironic post from a soul wandering lost into JCJ.
He’s deleted it now but he literally chimed in the midst of an S-tier jouzu-jerk in full swing saying well he’d never heard the word and he’s studied for years and thousands of words.
My mind is still reeling, I gotta tell you.
The post verbatim.
I’ve studied Japanese for years, and learnt thousands of words. I’ve never seen it in the dictionaries I own because there are so many other words there.
Edit: Shock!. Op is a homeschooled American with PTSD.
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This guy is a gold mine! And the account is only 7 days old!
Check out his jouzu breakdown of Bukkakesasuke’s outstanding weebtranslator!
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I sense a great disturbance in the wa.
Weebanese Translator Bot [v 1.1R]
https://i.ibb.co/fFSqy3d/finalforrealsiesguys.png
MY MOST HATED THINGS ON THIS WEEABOO PICTURE BY NUMBER:
Tamago Sando (i hate egg salad even as sandwiches. Egg salad and eggs smell like vomit and taste like vomit to me in most forms. I do like fried eggs in butter but NOT egg salad.)
this stupid quote “I love the cuisine, so healthy and so fresh” when some Japanese will eat mega-sized burgers, serve giant katsu curry, when you have white rice, bland avocado cream cheese rolls in many fake ass “japanese” restaurants, and salty curry and salty ramen, especially if not made with vegetables or lean meat. Many Japanese food is healthy but not all of it. And the sweets like mont blanc cake and ice cream.
“lunchbox so nippon” Most western bento lunches aren’t even real bento, due to being served in a typical western lunchbox and lacking good authentic Japanese foods.
“top 10 kids video games” Japan has better game companies than Nintendo. Nintendo was originally a card game company in the earlier 20th century before they got into electronic games.
Chopsticks being served with curry rice. You literally should eat that soupy stuff with a spoon or it’s gonna fall apart on the plate, just like soup...
“no crime” what about the numerous stabbings and sexual trafficking in Japan? If US media talks more about it they risk showing the true Japan that does not fit their extremely black and white “kawaii nippon is light years ahead of america lololol” narrative they push on so many american news sites.
^(Check out copy-kun on) ^github!
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Woah, a live one I see
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Watch my documentary, Copy-kun Dreams of Copying!
After living in the inaka for one year, I'm fluent in Japanese (self assessed) and giving advice to others. People tell me my Japanese is "jouzu"
https://www.reddit.com/r/JETProgramme/comments/ebwiys/advice_to_improve_japanese_fluency/
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^(Check out copy-kun on) ^github!
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I’m a fucking dumbass. Im the one.
Some dumbasses are born to self-awareness. Other dumbasses have self-awareness thrust upon them.
All are punished.
Smartest thing you’ve said in your first week on the internet.
Don't let it bother you. Own it.
I’m outta here.
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