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Johnny Damon and Larry Walker drinking beer in the back of a van

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Johnny Damon and Larry Walker drinking beer in the back of a van

Posted Jan 22, 2020, 10:58 PM UTC

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harriswillOakland Athletics•

Look at Damon: Well this picture must be old

Look at Walker: Did Walker go bald early?

Look at iPhone: Something's not right here

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melcolnikTexas Rangers :tex2:•

Whoa. That phone is throwing me for a loop. Was this taken today?

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rune_skim_milkAtlanta Braves :atl2:•

Not to mention girls on the lock screen

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harriswillOakland Athletics•

The Yellow King?

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Atheose_WritingBoston Red Sox•

Coors Field is a flat circle

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SmithRebornNew York Mets :nym4:•

What

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LinkRazrNew York Yankees :nyy1:•

I’m guessing it’s his wife and daughter from the video with the Spongebob shirt.

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grubasNew York Yankees•

Apparently he was on some reality show about cruises and he was a riot.

Somebody in our sub followed it.

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arassi2000•

Damon was a client in an episode of Below deck, that's probably the show your talking about.

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grubasNew York Yankees•

Listen, I wasn't watching, I just wanted highlights.

I got into scuffles when we started fighting over Gilmore Girls, but I'm not watching reality TV

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chrisGNRChicago Cubs :chc3:•

I happened to see some of the episode. My girlfriend watches that show. I walked into the room and she goes, "Do you know this guy? They said he played baseball." And I was, like, "Nah, who the fuck is that?" Then I was like, "Wait, I do know him. That's Johnny Damon, but he looks way different."

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jopete19Major League Baseball :mlb:•

That’s great

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GroundhogNightCleveland Indians•

I HAD THE SAME REACTION

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chrisGNRChicago Cubs :chc3:•

The retro Miller Lite can is also newer, if that makes sense.

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theclansman22•

They'll never beat Boggs (RIP).

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quinnjamminSan Diego Padres :sdp3:•

First off, Wade Boggs is very much alive

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moose171717Philadelphia Phillies :phi3:•

He lives in Tampa, Florida!

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bigherm16Oakland Athletics :oak1:•

He once drank 1,000 beers on a flight

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DysfuCleveland Indians•

Yo fr tho, we tried playing Wade Boggs and I got to 15 beers and I was out.

I just can’t believe someone drank 70 beers on a flight.

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SuggestAPhotoProjectPhiladelphia Phillies :phi1:•

A cross country flight is roughly six hours, so that’s about one beer every five minutes for the duration.

I couldn’t drink that much water, let alone beer.

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dranideKansas City Royals•

I mean, like most stories from back then, this one probably isnt true either. People can’t accurately tell you something that happened last week.

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DysfuCleveland Indians•

But anyone who has drank a large amount of beer should probably be able to tell you how impossible that is lol

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randythemartinBoston Red Sox :bos2:•

geez, damon aged well

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skunkpunk1New York Mets•

Physically, yes. Financially? He may be living out of that van

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Andewz111New York Yankees•

Down by the river

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bob_sacamano_juniorChicago Cubs :chc3:•

Eating Government cheese.

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Other_WorldNew York Yankees•

Welllll Laa Diii freaking Daaa!

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What is up with him Financially? He made Millions!

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_masterofdisasterWashington Nationals :was1:•

Pretty sure he was one of the guys hit hardest by the Bernie Madoff Ponzi scheme

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skunkpunk1New York Mets•

Pretty sure it was some other scheme, not Madoff. Same idea though

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chrisGNRChicago Cubs :chc3:•

Financially? He may be living out of that van

How'd he lose the moolah?

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PhatferdCalifornia Angels•

Hopefully Helton isn't driving.

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davygravy1337Boston Red Sox :bos2:•

They should have been drinking... Johnny Walker

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EffYourCouchTexas Rangers•

Get out!

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grubasNew York Yankees•

If it wasn't for that smart phone I thought this was from the 90s.

When the fuck was this? Last week?

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E70MLos Angeles Dodgers :lad3:•

Damn how recent is this

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RubberNecker_effectWashington Nationals :was1:•

iPhone X series recent.

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dterminator23•

Give Johnny a bucket of fried chicken and you have the 2011 Red Sox Special

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kasutori_Jack¡Vamos Gigantes!•

Larry looks like he's pounding vodka crans over there.

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ForYeWhoArtLiterateCleveland Indians :cle2:•

I was under the impression that Coors gave him superpowers, why would he ever drink anything else?

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RubberNecker_effectWashington Nationals :was1:•

Along with superpowers, it also grows your belt size with ease!

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thincolnlincolnSan Diego Padres•

Nonsense! That Rocky Mountain water they use is a natural weight loss supplement.

Source: I've drank a lot of Coors tall boys, and have actually lost weight. While it could be attributed to going to the gym and eating healthy, I don't have enough data to dispute that it could be the Coors.

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VersaceSamuraiLos Angeles Dodgers :lad3:•

If it was Matt Beaty drinking beer in the back of a van it could be mistaken for a bang bus video

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alivein35Los Angeles Dodgers•

Don’t act like y’all don’t know what this man is talking about.

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DestroyerOfWorlds831Los Angeles Dodgers :lad3:•

Now I can’t help but think Matt Beaty has a bandolier tattoo on his upper thigh

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VersaceSamuraiLos Angeles Dodgers :lad3:•

He just looks a lot like Johnny sins to me lmao. I called him Johnny sins with power the whole year. It was funny until my girlfriends mom googled Johnny sins.

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CMHylandCalifornia Angels :laa2:•

The ONLY way I would be ok with looking like Johnny Sins and NOT living his life is if I was Matt Beaty.

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aznsportsfanSan Francisco Giants :sfg1:•

Legends

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DavidLambentSt. Louis Cardinals•

No, really, when the fuck was this picture taken?

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TheRamblaGamblaAtlanta Braves :atl1:•

After November 3rd, 2017, based on the iPhone in the picture.

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MisterSynisterBoston Red Sox :bos2:•

Damn fine Detective skills.

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TheRamblaGamblaAtlanta Braves :atl1:•

Thanks dude!

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ncbraves93Atlanta Braves :atl3:•

Larry walker reminds me of a 59-61 year old Rendon in this picture. I seen his recent post that don't resemble this a bit. It just looks like two different people.

Edit: Also a really awesome find OP. Love this picture.

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BigOl5HeadOakland Athletics :oak3:•

Larry is 53.

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cb148Los Angeles Dodgers :lad3:•

In a van down by the river?

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niktemadurJackie Robinson•

About to get into a heated argument.

Damon: "Tastes great."
Walker: "Less filling."
Damon: "Tastes great!"
Walker: "Less filling!"
Damon: "TASTES GREAT!"
Walker: "LESS FILLING!"

(and so on and so forth)

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applebeescarsidetogoNew York Yankees :nyy3:•

Kings

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98farenheitLos Angeles Dodgers :lad1:•

Living the dream yo

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StageWinner_MTJCalifornia Angels•

Getting ready to film another Bang Bus video

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QueslyLos Angeles Dodgers•

those guys are 7 years apart in age, but it looks like it could be 20

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jamesbearsNew York Yankees•

Aw, celebrities really are just like us

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