Just how many shmowders do I really need, anyway?
Posted Jan 29, 2020, 4:35 PM UTC
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That is how I felt I looked whenever I managed to simultaneously not be starving, exhausted and infected on my first playthrough lmao
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what the absolute hell
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Holy Boddho, what the fuck? Is this real life?
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No, it’s just a game.
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Wow! I could save bad grief over 40 times with this kind of miracle stash. And some other schmucks too I guess..
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It's a grueling survival horror experience... for the plague, that is.
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20$ you did not talk to a single person, you did not a single quest for this.
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If I’d been playing unmodded, you’d be right.
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If this isn't modded, this is a sign that the world's gonna end pretty soon.
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Teach us, emshen
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Plan routes to hit every cache every day, and steal everything from them. And every grocery (and the bar) to buy all their nuts. And trade with adults to get better trade goods for kids. And plan your routes to go through every playground you can to maximise the number of kids you encounter. They respawn if you go away and come back, with more chance of shmowders. Backbone -> Flank -> Chine and round again was the best repeated playground route. You’ll get more than enough shmowders to cure everyone this way.
For stupidly ludicrous quantities of shmowders like above, you have to mod the game speed so there’s more time (which I did so I could explore the map and take screenshots at my leisure, only went shmowder collecting later when I was a bit bored).
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Modded?
Otherwise, start making guides on how to fuck the game six ways from Sunday.
Seconded. If this isnt modded, for the love of god share your wisdom
I modded the time speed, yeah. But the rest of this was just walking round in circles, in optimal routes past playgrounds where children (re)spawn. Without the modded time, I’d probably still have got half this many shmowders.