[Risk Free] Get out of your bad trades loophole
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Posted Feb 11, 2020, 6:18 AM UTC
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Brilliant
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"LOL" - any real broker
"[no reply]" - Robinhood
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But stonk only goes up
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You also cant legally enter into a contact while inebriated. That's why we do cocaine every morning before trading! Trade goes tits up? If you have a real broker, call them. If you have robinhood, just call the SEC directly because robinhood sucks. Tell them you were high as shit on cocaine when you entered into the trade and you'll get your money back in 3-5 business days!
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Minors can’t enter into contracts either. My wife is a kindergarten teacher and I’ve opened 26 accounts using her students information. Whenever a trade goes tits up I just file a complaint on their behalf and get my money back
Have a kid make a bet for you at the casino, let’s say 20k. Now if you loose it, just have the kid demand that the casino return his money because he’s underage. He’ll get it back, and you can pay for his bail if shit hits the fan. That’s expunged from his record at 18, everyone wins.
this is the funniest fucking thing i've read all night
Can see only about 52 counts of federal felonies there, cannot go tits up! 🥳
GUH