Cursed_claping

Posted Feb 18, 2020, 2:36 AM UTC

Posted Feb 18, 2020, 2:36 AM UTC
Imagine coming in after a movie has finished to watch a movie you step in one of the beds and your ass suddenly starts getting wet but it ain’t you.
👁️👅👁️
👁👄👁
👁💋👁
And then you get up and look at the bed only to realize the entire theater is covered in the love nectar of some kid with a dead leaking dog on the ground next to it.
no
hey buff you good over here
My bed isn’t.
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I’m 12 and this is super edgy and funny. “Please screen cap me for cursed comments”
"Haha i'm banally pointing out a comment that fits into the subreddit that I'm on, look at me man i really got him good haha, cmon guys why are you downvoting me?"
Serious question, which movie theater?
The one on earth
Like im supposed to know where the fuck “earth” is
I think it's the one across the street from e-arth
How about the distance from Ear-Th?
As a member of r/Noearthsociety, I must protect you from propaganda.
Looks one row down, Oh
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
So this was my plague from plague inc
Is it bad that im confused
Little bit. Think clapping cheeks.
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I dunno but that’s what I’d assume
clape
Please clape
c l a p e
Hmm yoghurt
claping
“Claping”
Who the hell pees during a movie?
(눈‸눈)
And then you realize the only people in the theater was a guy with his 6 year old daughter
The emoji movie does that to you
Claping
Not really cursed
I don’t get it
What if they get "the clap" as well?
Imagine if there was also like a roof thingy that you can fold out so you can cover yourself?
I am big stupid, so I forget the names of terms and shit.
I’m sorry, but I must.
•clapping
All jokes aside, I'd love to lay there and watch a movie with my girl/boy/enbie/ friend.
If I had one :(
Who thought people should sleep during the movies?
Yeah, it’s suspicious.
Hey can I lay by you?
Yeah right!
Unless.......