Its my 18th birthday. Go wild!!
Posted Feb 24, 2020, 6:47 PM UTC
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I'm not buying computer virus protection just because it's your birthday
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baljeet not lookin good, try having phineas buld you a deaging machine
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Aren't you Shooby from the first season of the Circle" on Netflix?
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Ah, the look of innocence before his first day at the call center.
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I’m surprised you didn’t add that you’re a virgin
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closest he ever got was girls gone wild
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Weren't you on to catch a predator?
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Harbinder Potter and the side order of Poppadoms...
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I saw you in that video called “how to make a mud hut with built in pool”
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Please stop calling me about my fuckin electric bill, health insurance and my car’s extended warranty!!!
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Is that a tiny Batman you have stuck in your throat there buddy?
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Baljet irl
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You look like you make programming tutorials for a living
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No.
He makes those for fun.
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Oh you must want my credit card number to detect wiruses.
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Happy birthday. Maybe it's time to retire the Indian school boy hairstyle
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The little kid in Aladdin who he gives the bread 🥖 - has grown up.
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Isn't the life expectancy in your country, like, 21?
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Is that a $3 wig on your head?
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Well we know you won’t be getting any birthday sex.
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Okay baljeet
More like ball-jeet
If that's a pun I'm too dumb to get it. If not then thats what I meant