"Where did that pancake come from?"
This post was brought to you by my 13 month old bringing me half a pancake from somewhere in the living room. Yes, I let him eat the rest.
Posted Feb 28, 2020, 9:02 PM UTC
"IS SHE LICKING HER BUTT?"
Yelled across the house to my son, about the damn dog
We also have a damned dog. She's 15 and the sweetest, but she has lots of old dog issues with peeing in the house. She is not a small dog and it is really, really gross.
"ok it's time to stop washing our hands now"
Mr. 2 wanted to wash his hands/splash water all over the kitchen for like 20 minutes. At least he's learning good habits?
Our early childhood ed place has 3 sinks with stools in a row in the bathroom. My small darling will wash her hands in one sink, dismount from the stool, climb up to the next in the row, wash in the next, rinse and repeat in the last. Until I intervene.
“Please stop headbanging to the music until after you’ve swallowed your mouthful.”
Mine will take a bite of food and then run down the hallway. Choking hazards are real, kid.
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“No! No smelling butts!”
Hahaha! I sniff my kid's (13 months, so not weird) butt all the time.
Stop licking each other’s tongues!
Ha! Also, ewwww.
“Thanks for not calling me mommy and asking for a cookie” to my random Uber driver after having very few moments away from my 2.5 year old lately.
HA!