Beans are the new bananas

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Beans are the new bananas

Posted Mar 1, 2020, 2:37 AM UTC

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Boschala•

Plastic sheeting against the windows and doors. A single ionizing air filter labors in a lonely living room. A steady diet of beans for days.

The future may be deadly, but is certainly won't be silent.

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DisagreeablePaladinUniversity District•

Lol what the fuck

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The fartpocalypse will soon be upon us.

Repent

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unfathomableocelot•

So this explains why everyone was buying toilet paper at Costco

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Goreagnome•

Death by diarrhea!

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PrudentPlant•

There goes global warming.

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I only buy organic

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Errk_fuSawant's Razor•

What does throwing money away fell like?

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Like the sound of buzzing pollinators and bubble of clean water.

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laseralex•

I feel like an absolute moron, but I've always considered personal health rather than planetary health as the reason to eat organic. (And I always figured it wasn't worth the extra money because I wash everything anyway, and Organic is really pricey.)

So now I have to strive to buy organic. Nor for my health, but for the future of our planet.

Thank you.

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Hopsblues•

Great response..lol..wow..love it.

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ElectronicGate•

Organic bananas taste better than conventional

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PrudentPlant•

IDK, we only seem to taste a difference in the finger bananas among all bananas - and they are good. We have red, finger, and standard issue yellow bananas trees (plants, really) on our farm in Thailand and they all taste the same to my wife and I - except those little ones. We'll be back next month to check up on things.

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t4lisker•

Especially when you can see the label

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johnnyslick•

With bananas in particular organics are often Big Mikes instead of Cavendish, so actually yes there can be a difference. I agree that the whole GMO thing is overblown but you picked a very specifically strange hill to die on...

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Robertroo•

Whoa big mikes are back? I heard those when extinct in the 1950s. time to suit up and go to safeway!

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PrudentPlant•

Well, bananas in their current form are due to GMO. They looked funky and inedible centuries ago.

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musiton•

Must be great to be a millionaire

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kaydeediddle•

They go better with Corona than bananas I'd say.

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PepeLePuget•

This better not affect my diet.

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Subject_Bed•

the best kind is the 12 bean mix with artificial ham flavoring

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Another_Penguin•

We made a 'quick' stop at Sammamish TJ's for a few things: the bean shelf was nearly cleaned out, likewise pasta and tomatoes. And I've never seen such long lines at a TJ's.

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LunaPNW•

The zombies, they're coming!!!! 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

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Hopsblues•

Zombies drinking corona's

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comhaltacht•

THESE LOSERS EATIN' BEANS

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rxan•

Same thing at QFC

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PyrochazmTacoma•
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BafangFan•

Anyone have a good recipe for bananas and rice?

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generalboyd•

Its time for the Brak beans song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWQMvHNOnI

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NatashaMihoQuinn•

On the bright side you have taco 🌮 shells some can chili’s 🌶 and beans. Only thing missing is cheese 🧀 and sour cream. Basically a bean and chili 🌶 taco.

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Code2008•

Safeway in Bellevue had all the macaroni cleaned out. Beans and Macaroni.

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DoggieDoggieWatNow•

Explains why people are buying so much toilet paper.

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It looks like all my coworkers are entering the chili cook-off too...damn

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OldGrumpyDad•

Same at Costco

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MilkyHands•

Corona Chili Cook Off!!

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