What happened?
Posted Mar 5, 2020, 9:16 PM UTC
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C H O N K
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M A S T E R C H O N K
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“I need a whopper” -Master Chonk 2552
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Fuck you beat me to it
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It turns out 117 was just his waist size in inches.
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Damn boi... damn boi... DAMN BOI HE THICC BOI DAS A THICC ASS BOI DAMN!!!
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On a more serious note, I honestly never realized how bad the anniversary really looked until it came out on PC.
It's obviously not awful, some things were improved, but it just does not do the original justice.
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Yeah, different art style entirely.
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That's 343 for ya
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Actually made by Saber Interactive
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Implying they had no say in it
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The textures are awful.
Usually PC ports of 360 titles end up with decent textures now that they're being shown at full res, but it seems they just don't exist for Anniversary.
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Yeah they really killed it in a bad way, I think I'll stick with the original graphics. Hell it reminds me of RE2 in a way, I still dont think I've heard more than a few minutes of the new soundtrack because the old one is so fucking good I never turn it off
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Master Chungus.
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Chief raided the fucking cafeteria while everyone else was in cryosleep.
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That's Chief's strong hand
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Anniversary Edition makes everyone chonk. I have no idea why.
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-Master Chief? you mind tell me what are you doing at McDonald's -Sir, finishing this Big Mac
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Well Cortana needs to fit in there somehow, right?
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Is it just me or were the master chief's hands smaller proportionally to the rest of his body in ce?
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Boi THICCC
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He thick
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cc*
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John has some juicy thighs
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Why is he so dummy wide
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Master beef
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He's just a little thicc
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It’s 2011 all over again.
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Hnnngg, Captain Keyes, I'm trying to sneak around but I'm d u m m y t h i c c, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the covenant.
I'm rolling so hard
fuckin LOL
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