[Serious]How much toilet paper do you have left?
Will you make it through March or April?
Posted Mar 19, 2020, 3:03 AM UTC
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I have a bidet
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I have a hand shower.
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I've got rags. I've been poor before so I'll survive.
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I’ll give rags a try. I guess there will be a learning curve.
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Fill a squeeze bottle with water as a portable bidet. Put used towels in a bucket and bleach them in hot water.
It's no weirder than drying your butt after a shower
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Thanks!!! It sounds extremely easy, and if I like it I’ll just stop buying tp for the rest of my life (except for guests haha)
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3 rolls and I been having diarrhea. Send halp
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Username checks out 😞
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Seriously don’t understand why people are panicking about toilet paper.
If you run out just run a long water hose to your bath tub with a spray nozzle. Or better yet, take a shower! Problem solved.
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Shit-to-shower just makes sense.
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One of those guys...
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Enough to last several months. We'd barely made a Costco run before this whole thing started
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2 rolls and a stack of newspapers
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The trick to using newspaper is to crumple it up and uncrumple it to give it texture + soften it. It's too slick and shiny the way it comes.
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I didn't hoard and we still have 15 rolls left.
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I usually go through a roll about every 3-4 weeks. I ordered a 4 pack before this all hit and they brought me an 8 pack. Hope this is done by thanksgiving.
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do you shit once every 3 days?
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1-2 times a day. I rarely need more than a few sheets though.
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I have about 8 rolls, though I'll probably be giving half of that to my sister's family because no one in the family has been able to find a single roll at the stores. I'm trying again in the morning first thing when HEB opens.
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Dollar General had some yesterday 5pm.
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I have 6-7 rolls of 1 ply. I can see right through it so I have to use more than I normally would. 3.5 person household so I should be good atleast half way through April.
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Probably April but we started doing a general stock up back in January for something like this. Basically we thought "what would we need to make it 1 - 2 months" and bought what we listed.
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1 month if we don't get sick. Had just bought a Sam's case before this crazy happened. If I get a 4 roll when we stop in at Heb or Dollar general once a week might make it ok. If worse comes to worse maybe baby wipes and hope we don't automatically put it in the toilet bowl. I don't want to think this could last more than a couple of months.
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I have a bidet, it’s so much better than tp
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Nice try. You’re not pillaging my toilet paper stock.
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25 rolls, but not because I'm hoarding. I picked up an 18 roll pack, because I thought we were low, but then found a 6 pack in the spare room closet. My bad...
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You must feel like a king.
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An unopened Costco pack plus 4 rolls from the last pack. I’m not concerned.
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We’ll manage. We’ve got about 6 rolls left. There’s only two of us and we aren’t home much anyway because neither of our jobs are shutting down, so we don’t even go through them that fast.
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A whole package I haven't opened yet, and a whole roll in my car from when I went camping and just left it in there.
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I pack from Costco lasts me a while. Luckily it was about time to buy a new pack right before this whole thing started.
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Wife and I have two rolls. I'm contemplating killing her...