Just switch to selling deep OTM weeklies and cash in on how fucking stupid these people are. Then make a bunch of posts about how cheap OTM premiums are and how they can't go tits up.
Easy money, cashing in on these stupid fucks is gonna be the new Tesla call.
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if it wasn't illegal i'd almost say we should all collectively pump a stock and dump it on their asses, but again this is illegal so yeah let's not get locked up. i get enough dick from my wifes boyfriend, dont need to get more in prison
It’s only illegal if we get caught
I’m in
In
Definitely don't pump and dump GME tomorrow
You sonofabitch, I'm in
Let’s get SPCE back to the moon
The secret ingredient will be...crime.
So what stock are we NOT pumping to do this on? Just so I can make sure I DONT do this thing.
So you're saying there's a chance?
What's sad is that people on this sub aren't above this. You'd be amazed at how many people bought into lumber liquidators and then held thinking it was going to $15. So sad.
Roll call
I would imagine some people bought thinking it would continue to pump and they could sell it before the dump happened and they lost their asses. definitely some people that did what you said though.
I for one was definitely not apart of that crowd, nor did I lose any money at all in the process.
Same with weed stocks
Selling covered calls on weed stocks is literal free money hack
It is until it isn't and then you have a carry forward loss and a bankruptcy.
Not really. you have to own the shares to sell covered calls... You will probably barely make profit due to the share price decreasing on the daily
if you were so confident you would sell naked call bittchhh
I bought the hype on that, sold the news and walked away.
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I made a couple $$$, in then out in 2 hours.
I saw how bad of an idea that whole thing was lmao.
If pumping a stock is illegal by outsiders they should just arrest everyone with an account on Yahoo Finance
What all six of those people? They probably access those discussion boards using AOL and prodigy
this is what got that other guy banned. he posted some stock with a low market cap that would've been an easy pump and dump.
his thinking that he was banned for calling out the mods is unfounded.
idk what to say about haupt tho.
yeah I know. I'm worried less about the gay mods and worried more about it being a fucking felony tho lol
Yeah but it’s not illegal if we had a money printer apparently
its not pumping just some random internet advice from autistic people. i cant see the SEC getting anyone that is mentally handicapped
Tlry
Uh oh, dare we say p lu g?
Friendship ended with 🌈🐻 gang.
Now Θ gang is my best friend.
Welcome to our friends from barstool! I have a special offer for you to welcome you to this sub. I am now offering 04/17 $SPY $50p for dirt cheap. HMU.
🐌🐌🐌
I’m gonna make a killing on deep OTM sports-related calls
Pick ones with almost zero-volume to make sure you can give our new friends a really good price without MM interference.
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Reverse ban this retard
So.. mod?
It's gay enough for me.
Leave it to fucking WSB to out-retard a company named after a seat/melee-weapon.
Imagine how easy it could be to push $PENN far OTM calls on these ignorant Stoolie cucks LOL
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I made some tendies on the recent penn pump
Wait...barstool? What did I miss?
Fuck me...
God damnit, fuck you Dave. Ban him
does this have anything to do with PENN going up 350% in 6 days?
Damn, all the gambling stocks up like mother fuckers.... I shoulda been paying more attention. Same with airlines and hotels
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So buy far otm calls and puts because new scrubs will buy cheap shit and have no idea what they're doing and make an easy 20 bucks per contract? Hmmmmm...
Let’s welcome the barstool folks with a paper trading competition
You rang?
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This is actually a golden opportunity for us
April 3 exp SPY $15 gets em guys buy 100 off me
I like this. Sell hundreds of naked puts.
If you get exercised who the fuck cares, we’ll be fighting turf wars over sections of Walmart at SPY 15
At SPY 15 if I get exercised I'd be willing to bet there's no Wall Street left to accept the order from the contract holder.
At that point we're basically beating each other over the head with clubs and fighting over elk meat.
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You son of a bitch, I’m all in.
FiRsT cOmMeNt
Yeah but what if the market does move in their favor??
Every time it can’t go tits up. It literally goes. Tits up.
Quad witching. Unemployment. Spy to the core.
Doesn't really matter, theta and delta will fuck them because they don't know how to buy good options.
“Good options” how do I buy
Just buy SPY calls for this week
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If you’re that much of a pussy, buy some credit spreads.
Can also backfire because of how irrational this market is 🤷🏽♂️
Stock covered calls and cash covered puts. Don't sell naked and go deep OTM on some FDs and you'll be alright. Also sell both calls and puts, literally can't go tits up
Yup selling covered calls on ACB
Leave this up for 24 for hours for all of us to see the plan.
Then delete and ban OP.
And ban everyone who’ve seen this thread. They know to much
ΘΘΘ THETA GANG ΘΘΘ
Options are overpricedin af, yeah I wanna buy puts but not at 30 fucking dollars at the money lmao. All the bandwagon bears gonna get fucked in april as they watch theta pulverize their assholes
Somebody give this man a flair “WSB Einstein”, because this plan is fucking genius
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Bankrupt Penn gaming and these shoeshine boys will disapear
Step 1: Sell deep naked OTM $PENN calls
Step 2: ??????
Step 3: Profit Margin Call
Just sell enough naked puts that it's now the bank's problem when you get margin called for $100+ mil.
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Do you not ?
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He makes me cry, that’s the only way he gets off.
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Pump and dump $PENN
It’s splitting hairs but technically he masturbates when he cry’s.
This comment is stable genius
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