Communizer

u/Communizer


r/AmItheAsshole•

This isn't as unique or interesting as other posts on here, however I feel really fucking bad about this despite other people telling me that I didn't do anything wrong.

My ex gf Emily had her birthday a few days ago. I still follow her on Instagram but have her posts and stories unfollowed because we've only been broken up for about 8 months and I'm really afraid to see her post something with another guy. We dated for 2 years and I fell really really hard for her so I'm still a bit fucked up about the breakup, mostly because it didn't end on my terms and because I'm honestly still in love with her.

Anyway. Because of the fact that I don't get any of her posts or stories to my insta,i did

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r/wallstreetbets•

Just switch to selling deep OTM weeklies and cash in on how fucking stupid these people are. Then make a bunch of posts about how cheap OTM premiums are and how they can't go tits up.

Easy money, cashing in on these stupid fucks is gonna be the new Tesla call.

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r/Midsommar•

What if Pelle was controlling and manipulating Dani the entire movie. What if Dani was actually the one suffering from mental illness(which is why she was tripping out while on psychedelics) and Pelle knew this from his talks with Christian and decided to exploit that to alienate her from all her loved ones so he could have her to himself in the cult. This could be why she kept having flashbacks of things she wasn't even there for/seeing her parents and kept feeling a sense of guilt(that she had killed her parents and sister)

What if he convinced her to kill her own family and eventually kill Christian by playing to her fears that no one around her was "her home" except for him and his cul

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r/ExNoContact•

Since we broke up, all I've wanted is to see your number pop back up on my phone, and for you to make it obvious that you miss us and that you want to meet up to talk about things. You texted me a few times, sending obvious feelers and bullshit "closure" texts that, at first gave me some hope, but that I ultimately decided weren't even worth responding to. I blocked you on all social media quickly after, and have been hitting the gym, working on my career, and spending time with loved ones even more than before. I even had a date lined up for next week, I was finally feeling good about the idea that you were no longer going to be a part of my life.

But then the 5th came around, my birthday

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r/WagWalker•

So I booked a walk about 30 minutes ago and got a call from a random number shortly after from a person claiming they were a wag employee. They asked me to go through a new verification process and set up a Zelle account, I honestly didnt think anything was fishy about it quite yet because I hadnt set up my depositing info as im a fairly new walker.

So I set up a Zelle account and the person on the line said that an automated service was sending me a text message which I was supposed to provide my first and last name and email address, which I did since thats not super sensitive information.

Now here's where the scam comes in, the person on the line then asked me to type in the sam

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