This seems to be the right time to unleash my splice cordial recipe:
Splice Dooper
1 IKEA glass of green lime cordial, straight out of the tap temperature
Add
1 pineapple Zooper dooper (Unsharded if possible)
Drink.
Posted Mar 31, 2020, 12:48 PM UTC
Easier recipe: mix Cottee's pine lime cordial to taste, then freeze.
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Water cordial and a freezer
Cordial + freezer
What the fuck is wrong with peeps and zooper dooper like this is important right now bunch of creeps
What if I don't have an IKEA glass?
Shout Swedish at a regular glass for 45 seconds.
Agree but usually takes me about a minute. My brother once took three minutes but i think he was doing it wrong.
Fuck! I've been doing it wrong, turns out that I've been screaming in Norwegian.
Real swedish, or will the noises Swedish Chef from The Muppets makes do?
Yarp.
Danish or Finnish and you can get away with 30-35