Deep thoughts from Kieffer to get us through (now with less usernames!)
Posted Apr 14, 2020, 8:54 PM UTC
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Everyone who grew up smoking cigarettes at a skate park during lunch can read this with ease.
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I feel attacked
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I wasn’t cool enough now I think that might’ve been my saving grace
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THIS
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Truth I read it just fine
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Same, man. I come to the comments section feeling like the most backwards ass person on the planet lol
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Amen to that
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Lol is that what it is? I read it very easily
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Just cuz yu don't like sk8er bois ne more doesn't mean yu just say see ya l8er boi
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LOL
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Lost 100lbs but you don’t hate doughnuts... BARS
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Clearly he’s not talking about Jenelle
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Roasted
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Clearly he's never been to r/keto
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You gotta try the cauliflower donuts!!!^/s
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I can get behind a lot of cauliflower based stuff. Pizza crust? Awesome. Mashed potatoes substitute? Right on. I even love raw cauliflower (mmmm especially with cheese based dips)
But if anyone, ANYONE, ever offers me a cauliflower donut, I may have to end them.
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Bars 😂😂
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Still going hard with the "yu" after a solid decade lmao
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I don’t know what the fuck this says, but I can just tell it’s beautiful.
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Lolll😂😂😂
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"Just because you quit something doesn't mean you have to be against it now. You lost 100 lbs, but you shouldn't hate doughnuts now. You smoked pot for 11 years then grew out of it, but you shouldn't hate Bob Marley now. Smh, how bout 'that ain't my thing, but different strokes', right?"
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God bless all you word salad translators
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We try 🤣 stay safe and stay well! 💜
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Thank you!
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Am I the only person that could read this no problem 😁
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Nope, I didn't have a problem either!
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Lol no problems here
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My brain hurt reading that. I still dont know what he even said
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Yu
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Uno reverse
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Love to see that he still uses “yu”
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YUUU CRANK THAT SOULJA
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Keifferisms with Keffa
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Turns out I speak a lot of teen mom languages but Kieffer Delp is not one of them
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I kind of want to see Farrah and Keiffer play Telephone now. Oh, heck throw in Leah with her accent.
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And Nathan
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God I still wish he was on TM 😂
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He’s out ??
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No one is answering this and we NEED to know! If he’s out jenelle should go track him down, that’s a reality show I would watch.
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That was my very first thought!
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He is. I think he's still in the Pittsburgh area so if I see him out and about, I'll let you ladies know haha. Once the lockdown is over, of course.
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Haha I love this, thanks boo! Doing us ladies a solid 😍
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"Yu" He's so fucking dreamy! 😍😂🤣
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I’m going to need an AMA with Keifer’s cell mate
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confidence117k
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Edit: how can he spell confidence but not because or right.
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Or “you” lol
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Ya high! Ya both high!
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Looks for google translate option
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he is spot on!! to each their own LIVE AND LET LIVE
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His tweet today is a gift, it's why we call it the present.
This tweet is from March 8- it is history, and we still call it a mystery.
Dammit! Good one. It is for sure a mystery
Amen.