"Wisdom is life; it is why I teach."
Ok, that's a nice quote and all, but does every goddamn defiant merchant Skill Trainer have to say it?! It gets really irritating after a while!
/rant
Posted Apr 16, 2011, 9:34 AM UTC · edited
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My favorite is "May the world still be here tomorrow," and then the poor guy gets steamrolled by an invasion.
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How about when Kelari teachers say they have centuries in their art... yet they're only novices?
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They are slow learners.
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There's a difference between slow and bash yourself in the face fifty times with a brick slow.
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Student: Good, it looks like no one saw!
... everyone saw it! EVERYONE!
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Best one is the dwarf one:
"I would have had more in stock but GOBLINS MURDERED MY SUPPLIER!"
Even the epic PvP quartermaster says it, so he must have had some really good shit.
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Dwaaaarven crafts! Fine Dwarven crafts! Straight from orzamma- oh wrong game.
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the Bahmi that says "do the winds favor you?" what. the. hell. no seriously. make that stop.
oh but "i hope you come again" makes me giggle like an adolescent. I have terrible toilet humor :(
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I always assumed they were talking about farting. Makes me smile every time.
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lol! in which case - yes, i had taco bell, i am much favored!
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KILL THE DRAGONS!!!!!!!!!!! - Guardian NPC's
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After hitting 50, and hearing every unique merchant introduction, I just turned npc voices off in the Audio settings
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I like how defiant healers say "May the Vigil watch over you."
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The dwarf vendors say "Are you Ready?!" in such a way that I am constantly reminded of the intro to spongebob.
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Let's put our head heads together.
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i personally like the dwarves that usually say "strike when the iron's hot" but then randomly say "strike whenever you want to!"
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Come back when you feel the need to bitch again!
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I hate the female defiants who say "BESHT OF LOCK!" after you accept a quest.
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I'll see you... ** later. **