I wonder what's going on inside...

Colloquially known as "Rape Vans".

Depends on the situation.

If I saw it driving down the road, "They are in the middle of a scavenger hunt."

If I saw it parked on the side of the road, "It's a serial killer dumping a body."

If it showed up in my driveway, "The dude it totally going to violate my daughter on their date."

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