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BlastDatBottom

Thanks Covid, I could’ve had sex in the past 3 months, but I didn’t, and now I hate everything.

Awwww shit it’s still gonna be forever til things get back to normal eh? And by “normal” I mean “acceptable to hook up and talk about it without some fucknut blabbing “SoCiAl diStAnCiNg” at me”.

The distancing in general I love it. Staying the fuck away from people in public? I was already doing that pre-covid. Keeping myself safe by hiding half my face? LOVE IT. I’m totally ok with the new “fuck off” normal in public. Going back to work? It blows, in particular because of all the new health guidelines, but that can be said for lots of people.

But FFFUUUCCCKKK I’m so goddamn horny and frustrated. How do you make a 4 month dry spell worse? Throw in a 3 month extension thx to a pandemic. Like my sex life was sad gross and awful and I hated almost everyone I slept with, but on the other hand: orgasms!

Shooting a load in someone’s throat/ass was always amazing and kept me settled and satisfied. A warm mouth and tongue wrapped around my cock, a tight hole so good I had to pray in my head to stop from cumming so soon. The occasional hot guy that I was actually attracted to and actually enjoyed their bodies and face. The thrill of the hunt, the catch, the release, and also the release. All of that, gone. And will keep being gone.

I needed to rant. This is an incredibly whiny petty first-world problem post. I do have a life, but I didn’t realize how much being a relentless slut-whore was essiential to making me feel “happy” (close enough) til now.

Posted Jun 11, 2020, 12:50 PM UTC

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VeatJL•

I haven’t had sex in just about 365 days... I blame.. uh... covid.

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OhDuvv•

You claim to be a "slut-whore", but you haven't had sex so far this year? Nmmmkay...

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kotmeetspettle•

exactly

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BlastDatBottomOP•

I was always trying, but it’s a small-town so it kinda winds up being a “seasonal” thing.

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Coughing_Pangolin•

I decided, living by myself temporarily, not provided with any sex, and being used to a lot, that it was stupid to conceive that I was going to suddenly stop having sex. When I thought about it, travelling every now and then, late at night - walking down empty streets, couple of times on an empty bus or train - to meet with other guys in a similar situation, seemed an acceptable risk.

Now, I still might be found to be wrong, but now, months later, not one of those guys has had covid (two said they'd had it already) but more importantly, even knows anyone with it. Nothing has been passed on, if it was even there to pass on in the first place. My amateur epidemiology was right.

You have to be careful with national statistics and assumptions about where a pathogen is. Don't assume it's everywhere. In the UK now, aside from care homes and a few hotspots in the wider community, there is less covid around. Scientists have already said this is hampering their attempts to do research on transmission and treatments. This is what viruses do.

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TheatrePotatoA/S/L•

Just think about it as if you're edging yourself, you're refraining from consuming your most carnal desire of tearing someones ass asunder. And just keep yourself pent up so when the pandemic ends you can just let everything out

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MamasMussy•

Now you know what it feels like to be straight 😂

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