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Creepiest stock photography ever. The longer you look, the worse it gets.

Creepiest stock photography ever. The longer you 
look, the worse it gets.

Posted May 16, 2011, 4:09 PM UTC

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urine_luck•

you were telling the truth

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FreeDirt•

The guy in the back-right has the perfect clown face

Come and play... Creepy fucker!

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ThymeZone•

It looks like some super villain organization mid evil laugh

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molslaan•

I feel like I have a very small penis now

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sup_brah•

That was my first thought as well. Those Judging eyes.

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lbyron•

All those teeth coming right for you.. all those white white teeth its the colgate zombies!

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[deleted]•

upvoted for use of the term "colgate zombies". i'll write you a reference if you want to apply to join their marketing department.

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Urban_Savage•

Would make an awesome band name.

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[deleted]•

i'll play guitar and scream through my perfect teeth.

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Xymak1y•

No asians!

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AsianFella•

Oh...you've just made this pic 100x more creepy for me...

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imbcmdth•

Who do you think is taking the photo?

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Aegean•

He's out of frame doing all the math.

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perpenderpular•

"Daddy, what does regret mean? Well son, the funny thing about regret is, It's better to regret something you have done, Than to regret something you haven't done. And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, Be sure and tell her, SATAN, SATAN, SATAN!!!"

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bobmystery•

Hah, I haven't heard that one in years. I used to play a remix of that song when I DJ'd at a laser tag center in the mid-90s. (i know, "cool story bro")

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perpenderpular•

Yeah it popped into my head whilst staring at this disturbing pic

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JOKES_FOR_TOKES•

Yeah I pooped in my head whilst staring at this disturbing pic

ಠ_ಠ

Why would I have read it like that?

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ThisisnotEvan•

You and I both :(

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perpenderpular•

LOL I even saw that as I typed it actually! Maybe one of us were at a [*] ?

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Eliot_2000•
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KenBac•

HE COMES

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PilotInspektor•

I think I'm insane now.

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Nashvegas•

Cannot look away from the eyebrows!

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chuckthetruk•

seal?

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[deleted]•

it's moving!!

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sidepart•

This is going to go on the bathroom wall along with all of the other pictures of people staring. Granted the theme is supposed to be "famous people staring" but this one is just too good.

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Obviously, the only thing to do now is put this on a thumb drive and make it the background on as many computers at work as possible.

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[deleted]•

They are all laughing at you...

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eightzero•

dead tooth... DEAD TOOTH

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ShirleyFunke•

Yeah, I came here to say his/her headline was a perfect description of that crazy picture. I feel like they want to eat my soul.

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braceforimpact•

I want to go home now.

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DuzaLips•

...."They're all gonna laugh at you!".....

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DieselSwede•

That was the original "Reddit is down" pic

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jschaeper•

They all went from happy people to crazy murderers in about 5 seconds.

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thatoneguylol•

Creepy but, try explaining this.

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